Wife: Look at that Drunker !! Husband: Who is he? Wife: 10 years back he proposed me and I rejected. Husband: Oh......... he is still celebrating............
Joke of the day Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Joke of the Day !! Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Just saw this one on another website.... A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Cause," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
Joke 1 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" Joke 2 Why did the elf go to school? To learn his ELFabet. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office? Because he wasn't peeling well! Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge? Because he saw the salad dressing.