First Christmas Joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by briansamuels, Dec 6, 2006.

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    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

    You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”

    Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”

    The man replied, “These are Carols.”

    …And So The Holiday Season Begins….
     
    briansamuels, Dec 6, 2006 IP
  2. jdR!pper

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    #2
    Not very funny... But you got me smiling there for a second or two. :)
     
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    mich_alex Well-Known Member

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    #3
    santa have left the building.

    haha!
     
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    010081 Banned

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    haha nice one.
     
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    #5
    this could pass as an explanation where the word "carol" originated :D
     
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    Angelus Well-Known Member

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    #6
    Damn, I had to read the last sentence twice :) Too funny...

    p.l.u.r.
     
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    jacklaidlaw Active Member

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    #7
    I like that one hehe
     
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    .... *GROOOAN* This is definitely a groaner. <.< >.> Not to say that it can't be enjoyed.
     
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    at least it made me smile... :D
     
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