Ummmm.....you have not read the Bible have you? It's interesting how so many in this world blame God for how the world and the people in it are today. If you do believe there is a God, then wouldn't you want to more about God before passing any judgment on God? There are two scriptures you might want to think about before answering to this post: This first verse is from Titus 1:1-4 which reads: Paul, a slave of God and an apostle of Jesus Christ according to the faith of God’s chosen ones and the accurate knowledge of the truth which accords with godly devotion 2 upon the basis of a hope of the everlasting life which God, who cannot lie, promised before times long lasting, 3 whereas in his own due times he made his word manifest in the preaching with which I was entrusted, under command of our Savior, God; 4 to Titus, a genuine child according to a faith shared in common: May there be undeserved kindness and peace from God [the] Father and Christ Jesus our Savior. and James 1:13 which reads: When under trial, let no one say: “I am being tried by God.†For with evil things God cannot be tried nor does he himself try anyone.
That was cool, but it enters in too much info on its own. All you give them is your name of your God and then it makes up everything else. I want to be able to make up all the details myself. I entered "Rebecca" and it said I believe in eating persion cats and I also rain down gophers in my wrath! That won't do
This thread is only for discussing the teachings of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. Please do not insult us by trying to discuss other religions Bow down to the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER or go to hell! Its an easy choice!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my buddy; I shall not starve. He maketh me to lie in green parsley: He leadeth me beside marinara. He filleth my stomach: He leadeth me in the paths of satire for entertainment's sake. Yea, though I walk through the world of the low-carb craze, I will fear no diet: for thou art with me; thy noodly appendage it comforts me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Parmesan: thou annointest my salad with oil; my beer foameth over. Surely meatballs and garlic will follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of good food forever; RAmen. Pooflinger's Bible, in the Book of Pasta: Chapter 23.
Hahahahahahahahha! Very funny. But as an amateur editor I cannot resist: Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Parmesana d'Reggiano: thou annointest my salad with Extra Virgin Olive oil; my Guinness foameth over. As you can see, I'm a foodie
Thou preparest an upright before me in the presence of Parmesana d'Reggiano: thou annointest my salad with Extra Virgin Olive oil mixed with Mayonnaisse & Balsamic Vinegar; my half Guinness and half Beerfoameth over. Oh how thou doth release wind after thy consumation.
LOL... It is 10:22 pm where I live right now. I have been sick wioth a cold. My eldest daughter just came over with a bowl of the very same medicine I used to cook for her when she was thusly ill: Zuppa d' vongole!!! Linguini with fresh clams in white wine and oil with extra extra extra extra extra sauteed garlic Sometimes you just gotta love being sick
Mate. Best thing for colds is pure Echinacea syrup straight from the root. Make your favourite soup and put heaps of garlic and chili in it. The hotter the chilli the better. Have a really hot shower straight after. Get as many clothes on as you can and hop straight into bed with as many blankets as you can. Don't worry if you can't sleep. You will sweat heaps but you will feel a lot better the next day. I have done this for over 30 years without fail. Col
Here is a web page where you can save FSM flyers and print them out to new converts Here Like this...
Did you hear about the plate of spaghetti bolognese that had a clear image of our beloved flying spaghetti monster???!?!?!!!
Oh my FSM! That is exciting!! This morning I made toast and there was a very clear imprint of the FSM'S outline. I think he is trying to communicate with me thru my breakfast...
Through your breakfast? Thats strange. The Flying Spaghetti Monstor usually appears during an evening meal at home or meals at italian restaraunts.
I just searched for toast and how it relates to religion. I have found yet another religion that is based on toast The laws of toast: List of the Laws of Toast Thou shalt not eat toast from a bowl or anything more dome-like in shape, such as a cup. Thou shalt not murder thy neighbor for his toast or toaster appliance. Thou shalt share thy toast with thy neighbors and friends in times of need and hunger. Thou shalt be kind to thy toaster. Thou shalt eat toast for a maximum of two meals a day, not including snacks. Thou shalt enjoy toast with soup and pasta and in sandwiches. Thou shalt not burn thy toast. Thou shalt buy toast often from thy local convenience store. Thou shalt remember that thou buy's bread at thy local convenience store then toasts it. Dispite the Law "thou shalt not burn thy toast" EVERY toaster on earth (and beyond) has a setting that reduces every type of bread to charcoal, and no-one knows why!!! They also believe, "Toasts do believe in an afterlife. They speculate that they will go to the "Everlasting Flour Mill" and live happily thereafter. If toast people are bad, they will be sent to the Toaster for all eternity." Found it here Pretty crazy huh? Maybe it wasn't the FSM in my toast after all. I don't think FSM will be mad at me though, because he is cool like that. Anyway here is more info I found on our holy FSM... Flying Spaghetti Monsterism operates on several core principles, most of which can be summed up by the ever-present abbreviation, WWFSMD? (What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?) This conduct code centers around the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its parts. Meatitude Represents power and strength. In order to please the Flying Spaghetti Monster, men must spread their meaty goodness about the land. Sauceredness Represents richness, both in color and wit. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased by highly oxygenated blood. This not only allows His followers to be of sharp mind, but also of sharp hue. Noodliness Represents flexibility and energy. In order to please the Flying Spaghetti Monster, members must be quick-witted and enthusiastic about spreading the word about Him, often to the point of contortionism to convert non-believers. Piracy & Smuggling Represents ARRRRRRRRRRRR. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased by displays of piracy and smuggling. Dressing appropriately shows respect and loyalty. His Monsterness also encourages scurvy, to a small degree, amongst his followers. If a follower is capable of such control and sacrifice (not to be confused with saucrifice) demonstrated by maintaining a c-free lifestyle, it really shows dedication to His Noodliness. Found here RAMEN!