DO you have any girl firend ..

Allow me....
Translation: I don't really like girls but my family don't like homosexuals so i pretend i have 2 girlfriends.

 

that not your girlfriends i think that are your time pass.

 

Yes you do and one is an inflatable doll, and the other is your neighbor's goat.
If you ever get a human girlfriend then be sure to tell us the good news.

 

@Spoiltdiva, malky66, kulik & Colleen.. amazing chat of you people I can't stop laughing
Unofficial Digital Point Translator works 95% correctly for Indian users..lolz

I got married on February 14th this year at the age of 24. Many of my colleagues are telling me I don't seem like the type of guy to settle down. In a recent circumstance another new fresher colleague(who had just joined job and working with him) of mine asked if I had a girlfriend, and I replied "NO" (bcoz he don't have any in past) so He was asking that he had given right response to his new colleague? or he should give answer in "Yes" which is lie

+1 for kulik as Translator Job Hope you don't need to translate this one...lolz

 

LOL! I laughed more than I want to admit.

 

Read: I have two girlfriends. One is my left hand. The other is my right.

Do I get to fill in when the official translator is out of town?

 

LOL... Don't make me get a hearth attack of laughter.

 

Hahah i never counted how many GF's i have

 

can you have a go at post #22 for us please.....i'm completely stuck

 

@malky66, I'll give it a go, I *think* he was saying this:
"I'm as drunk as a sailor on shore leave, and I don't know what I'm writing".

 

Don't mind dude just kidding and please see my post i say *i think* i am not sure about your girlfriends.....i don't know that's are your real life partner or Only time pass.....okay???

 

Your answer should be yes, you have a GF, she is now your wife ! .

 

Nope sorry...still don't get it....It's this bit i'm stuck on

I tried pasting it into google translate......and it exploded in a ball of flame..

Good effort i think...

 

okay dude but i am just kidding you because we all are friends.please say "Hello" to your girlfriends from my side......Take Care

 

You should say ( Yes ). cause of that wife is you main girl friend ans she is your best girl friend.

 

It's my turn now..in my way

 

wow, nice shearing. All the best .

 

I'll do the counting for you....the answer is *zero* why?..... Because all the girlfriends in your imagination don't count.
You see fantasy isn't real, and all your girlfriends really don't exist.

 

So , what ?

 

Save your breath for your inflatable date.