One day, a student ran into a shepherd with goats. Students were asked in amazement: Student: "Sir, can i ask you?" Shepherd: "Sure." Student: "Your goats all healthy, what you feed them?" Shepherd: "Which one? The black ones or the white? " Student: "Mmmm ... The black ones first ..." Shepherd: "Oh, if the black one, wet grass he ate." Student: "Ohh ... if the white one?" Shepherd: "The white ones too ..." Student: "Hmmm ... these goats, how many miles are able to walk?" Shepherd: "Which one? The black ones or the white? " Student: "Mmmm The black ones first ..." Shepherd: "Oh, if the black one, 4 miles a day." Student: "If the white one?" Shepherd: "The white ones too ..." Students begin to mumps ...: "This Goat, produce how many feathers a year? " Shepherd: "Which one? The black ones or the white? " Student: "(with annoyance) The black one first ..." Shepherd: "Oh, the black one, a lot ... 10 kg / yr" Student: "If the white ones ...?" Shepherd: "The white ones too" Student: "SIR, WHY YOU ALWAYS MAKE A DIFFERENT WITH THESE TWO GOATS, if it's SAME ANSWER?" Shepherd: "Oh, That's because the black one is mine ..." Student: "Oh so sorry about my emotions ... if the white ones?" Shepherd: "The white ones too" Student: # $ @%!!?? _ + _) _ +)% ^ * # @ $ # @ $ ^!
i don't see how this joke is funny at all. It is funny though that most of the people that found this funny for some reason are noobs who just joined