I crush on a female colleague to accompany my night shift, how to do it

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    I crush on a female colleague to accompany my night shift, how to do it
     
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    fbgifs, Mar 5, 2012 IP
  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #2
    The first thing you should do is fix your space bar.
     
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  3. fbgifs

    fbgifs Peon

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    I am sorry.Has been resolved
     
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  4. Spoiltdiva

    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    Now we can say that you are "spaced out".:)
     
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  5. Kate-Oranum

    Kate-Oranum Member Affiliate Manager

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    I would bring here coffee in the middle of the night shift and start the conversation.
     
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  6. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    Oh so you crushed on a female colleague? Did you injure her then?
     
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    lycats Peon

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    Why do not you take the opportunity to declare her
     
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    smartblogz Greenhorn

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    'declare', 'crush'...oh dear, now what's next? )) just kidding.))
     
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    First and foremost... don't talk to her in English.. let's just say it's not your best asset. Try something else, like asking her to an early morning breakfast after work?
     
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    Propose her .... :)
     
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    Kate-Oranum Member Affiliate Manager

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    Haha - that is exactly what I said - couldn't think of a better idea then coffee in night shift. :)
     
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    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    This is what this moron(faik123) does.He copies other members posts and we get them word for word.Question is...why is he continually allowed to do it?
     
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  13. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #13
    the best option is report his ass
     
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    Mobius.... I love your signature :D.... and this is probably the most hilarious thread in the last few days.

    You can bring her some flowers and strike up a conversation before the shift starts ... or may be make friends with one of her friends and get to know each other.... lot of ways if you really want to... you could even ask one of your other co-workers to hook you both up....
     
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    so, OP so is the "female colleague" still in hospital after you crushed on her?
     
    Project Mobius, Mar 9, 2012 IP
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    Irfi0009 Banned

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    Propose her for nice conversation first.
     
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    Bring her something sweet to munch on, this actually increases female hormones to in rage.
     
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    Start the ball moving. As they say, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
     
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    Wouldn't alcohol work faster? :)
     
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    lol, what country is this guy from?

    Yes, be sure to possess her before some other guy takes ownership first.:)
     
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