"You are just a click away from something which will eliminate your most distressing trouble. Our product gives you noticeable increases in month or even weeks." My bank balance? "Women say size does not matter only not to upset you." Yep, that'll be the bank balance. "You won't know what to do with all the girls that will be attracted by the new you." THE BANK BALANCE! Damn spammers. "Concerned with your size and hardness?" No, I'm pretty handy in a fight.
You have obviously fallen into the abyss of spam-induced insanity.. I feel for you.. Lucky I have thunderbird, which is quite good at fighting the evils of unsolicited mail