A Virgin's Nightmare

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ehsen, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. #1
    NOTE : Following incident didn't happen with me. Well .... actually .... It was worse. :eek:


    (A Myspace bulletin)

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

    and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

    big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

    after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

    for the first time.

    * * * * * * * * *

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

    some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

    the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

    He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

    sex.

    * * * * * * * * *

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

    condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

    pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

    thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    * * * * * * * * *

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

    house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

    so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    * * * * * * * * *

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

    where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

    offers to say grace and bows his head.

    * * * * * * * * *

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

    with his head down.

    * * * * * * * * *

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    * * * * * * * * *

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

    girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

    boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

    * * * * * * * *

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

    father was a pharmacist."

    * * * * * * * * *

    If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will

    have a bad life!!!



    &while i'm at it.


    Because u opened this, u will get kissed on next friday by

    the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so

    DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE

    RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!

    Repost this as "a virgins worst nightmare"
     
    ehsen, Nov 9, 2006 IP
  2. scarface

    scarface Banned

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    #2
    Hey.... what the heck is this... a chain letter or something ??
     
    scarface, Nov 9, 2006 IP
  3. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #3
    How about telling us what happened!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 9, 2006 IP
  4. pixads

    pixads Well-Known Member

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    #4
    LOL that's a good one
     
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  5. seouser

    seouser Peon

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    #5
    Sorta funny, nice job :)
     
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  6. Rick_Michael

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    #6
    Repost 'this'....lol.
     
    Rick_Michael, Nov 9, 2006 IP
  7. w3bmaster

    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #7
    Lol Omg Omg Omg stupid :))
     
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  8. Anteros

    Anteros Peon

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    #8
    Lol!

    BTW why 12 packs are called family packs? The whole point of condoms is to prevent having more family! :D
     
    Anteros, Nov 9, 2006 IP
  9. coolsaint

    coolsaint Banned

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    #9
    That's a cool story!

    This is funny too...
     
    coolsaint, Nov 9, 2006 IP
  10. ehsen

    ehsen Peon

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    #10
    Once upon a time i was feeling pretty horny...... and my personal weapon stuck in a ..... oh my GOD ....... I can't tell you.
     
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  11. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #11
    Come on, you can tell us!!!!!! Keep going!!!!!! What waz da personal weapon, and what did you stick it in??!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 9, 2006 IP
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    blue_angel Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Very nice haha
     
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  13. Static

    Static Active Member

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    #13
    Haha. ;) Pretty good. I wish to see the boy's face in that situation!! :D
     
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    #14
    hahaha, I love it :)
     
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    forumrating Notable Member

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    #15
    hahahha, good one
    only thing i hate is that chain thing lol..
    i jus skip reading once i see that " if u dont pass this can happen or that can happen " :p
     
    forumrating, Nov 10, 2006 IP
  16. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #16
    Hah... I've actually heard that before, but I want to know how he ended up having an in-depth conversation with a pharmacist about condoms. Don't these kids learn anything in school anymore? :p
     
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  17. redz

    redz Well-Known Member

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    #17
    lol, thats funny :-D
     
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  18. Angelus

    Angelus Well-Known Member

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    #18
    Extremly funny! Thanks a lot!

    p.l.u.r.
     
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    #19
    LOL---yeah, that one's been around for a while, but it was still as funny this time as the first time I heard it! My 18 year old daughter was pestering me to tell her all the "naughty" jokes I know but I refused. I think I could probably tell her this one without tarnishing my image. :)

    I could have done without the chain letter crap at the bottom of the joke however:(
     
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  20. Anteros

    Anteros Peon

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    #20
    18 years old? lol, she's an adult.
     
    Anteros, Nov 10, 2006 IP