NOTE : Following incident didn't happen with me. Well .... actually .... It was worse. (A Myspace bulletin) A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." * * * * * * * * * If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will have a bad life!!! &while i'm at it. Because u opened this, u will get kissed on next friday by the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!! Repost this as "a virgins worst nightmare"
Lol! BTW why 12 packs are called family packs? The whole point of condoms is to prevent having more family!
Once upon a time i was feeling pretty horny...... and my personal weapon stuck in a ..... oh my GOD ....... I can't tell you.
Come on, you can tell us!!!!!! Keep going!!!!!! What waz da personal weapon, and what did you stick it in??!!!
hahahha, good one only thing i hate is that chain thing lol.. i jus skip reading once i see that " if u dont pass this can happen or that can happen "
Hah... I've actually heard that before, but I want to know how he ended up having an in-depth conversation with a pharmacist about condoms. Don't these kids learn anything in school anymore?
LOL---yeah, that one's been around for a while, but it was still as funny this time as the first time I heard it! My 18 year old daughter was pestering me to tell her all the "naughty" jokes I know but I refused. I think I could probably tell her this one without tarnishing my image. I could have done without the chain letter crap at the bottom of the joke however