That is what everyone says before there first AA meeting. Never, I hate it so much that if I lived in US I would probably be under 25 hour FBI surveillance.
Well according to some study I'm probably reason why Croatia isn't no.1 in alcohol consumption. Ireland 14,45 liters France 13,54 liters Croatia 12,66 liters Portugal 12,49 liters Spain 12,25 liters Hungary 11,92 liters Russia 10,58 liters Bosnia 8,62 liters USA 8,51 liters Canada 8,26 liters
Dang, US is pretty far down that page guess we aren't doing a very good job them-skunk boy and I need to get to work and bring that average up.
Now when it comes to beer the Belgians have a brew called Hoegaarten, a white beer (cloudy). The sweetness makes it go down easy but before you've finished your second bottle you've fallen off your stool. Being British it should normally take 8 pints of regular stuff before a stagger develops and speech becomes slightly slurred, but that stuff will catch you off-guard every time.
e-drinks on me! /me passes out out drinks to everyone! hey, I like this online drinking. 1. everyone gets drunk 2. i can pass out infinite alcohol 3. not a damn penny spent. oh yea! good times!
You forgot the most important one: 4) You can make a complete a$$ out of yourself and only your keyboard will laugh at you
Here's an entertaining blog. Not sure if I believe it's real or just a spoof, but still fun to read: http://www.corruptdmozeditor.com/2005/07/get-into-dmoz-what-you-need-to-do.html
Who the hell wants to read... Can you not see we are getting e-wasted / e-hammered / e-drunk Nobody wants to read right now!
LOL!! Here's an ale on me, then! _______ \........./ \......./ \...../ |....| |....| ==== PS, I suck at ascii art
Thanks copperdrum, I needed that! Did I mention IBM kidnapped my husband and won't give him back? All these problems and here I sit techless. Aw heck, gimme another!