Why are women stupid? -joke-

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by AHA7, Oct 31, 2006.

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    God creates Eve, and Adam asks him:“Why is she so beautiful? God replies “So that you can love her”. After a week, Adam asks once more, “Oh God, she is so beautiful, her face, her skin, her body. Tell me, why did you create her so beautiful?” God said “I repeat, so that you can love her”. After one month, Adam is very angry and asks: “OK, she is beautiful. But why did you create her stupid?” and God replied “So that she could love you, Adam”!
     
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  2. TasteOfPower

    TasteOfPower Peon

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    womp wompp!
     
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  3. Jasonb

    Jasonb Well-Known Member

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    hahaha, we're would be without women eh? Still in the garden of edan :D
    Allthough.... I love women :) If they wernt around i'd just wish i was dead, women are the best thing god has ever created!
     
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    grazie_web Banned

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    hehehe... nice one AHA... Anywy, thnks for aprreciating us, and also to u Jasonb... tht's a nice reply, it makes my heart feels good..;) :p :D :)
     
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    Lol! Nice one , haven't heard that one before :D Nice find :)
     
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    Rezo Well-Known Member

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    Let's hope that a moderator(girl) won't see this thread. :D
     
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    #7
    love it :)

    lol, it's more of a shot at both sexes that joke
     
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    #8
    Girls are not stupid, they are just different! And the reasons for love are different too. :)
     
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    Rezo Well-Known Member

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    Good joke :)
     
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    Good one!!
     
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    who wants to bet that was written by a woman? classic woman bait and switch tactic there! ;)
     
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    i think women are stupid, because if they were as intelligent as men, they would have fight with them all the time

    JK :D
     
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    i went through one book it was very good
    "women are from Venus and men are from Mars."
    i think it is nice book and this says
    dat priorities are differnt for men
    and different for women
     
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    God,please tell me,which stupid woman will love me?
     
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    it really is anti women day today. Women are not any stupider then men. I think most of the problems with women in keeping up with men are cultural.

    For thousands of years men have been the bringers of bread to the tables. Its only recently that women were able to bring the same amount. In most of the world they still arent. Look at it this way, men have brains that deal with things differently, women generally stayed at home caring for families cooking, taking care of house and tribe while men hunted. This is one reason men have an easier time remembering directorions (location wise) then women. Men have an easier time playing chess because stragically our minds have worked for a long time to corner an enemy and kill him.. this is nature and natural selection.

    As an American I thought things were becoming different, women are basically at an equal level as men, bring in the same money, have the same opportunities etc. However after traveling abroad I've realized this isnt even close to how things are globally. Here in china at least most of the women marry for status (especially wealth), and marry men at a much older age.

    Basically I dont really know what i'm talking about and i'm not drawing any nearer to a point, I am tired of chinese girls (beautiful as they may be), I look back with fond memories at my past american gfs who could on a rare occasion whollop me at chess.
     
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    hahaha it's an old one here already but it's still a good read :D I love being a woman ^_^
     
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