Are You Ready For the Rapture?

So some Christian fundamentalists believe that there's this rapture going to take place in Israel soon, basically Jesus is going to come back and take Christians to heaven while everyone suffers from an Apocalypse or Armageddon on earth.

One must support Israel to be "taken up" into the rapture as it says in the bible - And I will bless those who bless you (Israel), And the one who curses you I will curse. Genesis 12.3

Yes, you must sacrifice your "human side" and support this:






Here is some Christian fanatics that have these wacky beliefs:

[video=youtube;mjMRgT5o-Ig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMRgT5o-Ig[/video]

One guy said "I'm looking forward to the Armageddon, looking forward to the cleansing of the earth". Meaning the he is looking forward to the destruction of non-Christians.



Are you ready for the rapture? If not, what preparations have you made for the Apocalypse?

 

Nope . I got a truckload of stuff to get forgiveness for

 

@IsraeI I'd settle for a rapture here on DP with a "cleaning" of some of the less desirables.If I were to compose a list would you care to add a name or two to it?

 

Hmm, quite true that, especially here in P&R. Not sure where else he hangs, but certainly everyone in here does.

 

I'm warning people of an Apocalypse right here on earth, surely it's a noble thing, are you ready for the Apocalypse?

 

@IsraeI
Sure thing I'm totally ready,until it happens I'll have a few laughs.

 

I'm perfectly fine with it as long as [every] God takes his followers with him to heaven and leave us, the petty atheists, to rot on earth..

 

Armageddon (the triumph of evil) will occur with the passing of the last "Good" person remaining alive (story 0f Noah), leaving only the Evil on Earth - if the guy is alive during Armageddon he will be destroyed.

Amageddon, the triumph of "Good" is what he would rather be hopping for - Amageddon is left out of the Christian Bible and is the preferable sequel to Noah.

 

Interesting , tell us more.

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Seems Sarah Palin is into this stuff

[video=youtube;O9HxmAudQM4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9HxmAudQM4[/video]

 

No, I think I'll stay at home. But thank you for the invite.

 

The best part would be losing - ApocalypseXL.

 

Finally, It's about time they left us.

 

What is frightening is that such illiterate lunatics can be candidate for the presidency of a country.

 

@The Webby
Wasn't the three headed clown God supposed to come back to earth? I was told when he did we'd all be whooshed right up to the planet Foxtrotia.Well it seems to have been a non event as I'm still waiting.......What the hell happened?

 

To be fair, she did finish third in the Miss Alaska pageant, and she can see Russia from her back yard.

 

The three headed clown monster God was not supposed to come back to earth, he absolutely hates earth.. He is enjoying his divinely air-conditioned paradise, sipping his dry Vodka Martini (the drink of god) and the company of 72,000 hot chicks.

Planet Foxatrotta is just a planet like Earth. He doesn't live there either.. The clowns of Foxatrotta worship him.

As he lost motivation after creating the universe, he did not create heaven or hell, so no rapture for clowns.

 

I'm right here , what do you want ?

/me takes a sip for his glass , looks at the glass , look s at DP ,feels awesome

 

NOWHERE in the Bible does it say ANYTHING about a rapture.

Anyone that believes in such a falsehood really needs to re-examine their beliefs.

 

Well there's many Christians who disagree.

Here's a timeline of what to expect:

 

I fully trust the words of the propaganda machine called Solar Products to teach us about Christianity a religion that he would like exterminated and destroyed .