what's your religion ? and why you believe it ?

I want the right answer

 

My religion is Hindu.i belive that because it has there been an event in your life that prompted you to turn towards religion? or have you always believed in a God?

 

Because of some inspiring posts I have seen the light and have been converted.I now worship a three headed clown god from the planet Foxatrotta.My life suddenly has fulfillment and I truly understand my place in the universe.I will defend my new religion to the max.Anyone who debates with me will suffer not only character assassination but a public flogging.My mind has suddenly become closed to any opinion but my own.I am now intolerant because I have the clown god on my side.

 

All will be revealed to you but first you must donate.Send us 10% of your income in order to show your devotion.You will be rewarded 10 times over in the afterlife!

 

I am Hindu But Agnostic!

If If I call Myself an Atheist, I am still a Hindu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism_in_Hinduism

So I am a Hindu Only!

 

My religion is the "Religion of Clowns" or simply known as Clownism, we worship Three Headed Clown Monster God.

Three Headed Clown Monster God [May Dirty Vodka Martini and Hot Chicks be upon him] gave me 11 commandment that everyone must follow.

1) You must not type is all caps.
2) You must be proud of what you are.
3) You must not kill or hurt anyone and yourself.
4) You must believe in equal rights for everyone.
5) You must not believe in any other god or religion.
6) You must not ask anyone to predict future for you.
7) You must not worry about afterlife.
8) You must love sex and alcohol.
9) You must love and adore cats.
10) You must worship Three Headed Clown Monster God, whenever you find time.
11) You must not make/post/print/distribute a picture/drawing/any depiction of Three Headed Clown Monster God

If you don't follow these commandments, you will rot in hell... That's all you need to be a Clown.

 

12) You must always buy shoes 8 sizes larger than your foot?

 

No, and you must not joke about it, Clown Monster God is very unforgiving.

 

I thought it was a great idea... =(

 

As high priestess of the three headed clown god I have been entrusted to be custodian of all largess donated by devotees to the temple,which is located in a basement of a Swiss bank.I will give you the e-mail address,which coincidentally matches my own.Make cheques and money orders out to "Spolitdiva"...thank you for your devotion...the clown god will reward you.
P.S. the temple of the most high also accepts Visa and Mastercard.Do not send money to The Webby as he is the prophet of the most high clown god,and as such has taken a vow of poverty....you should see the car he drives!

 

Commandments are not ideas.. These are the words from no other than 'Three Headed Clown Monster God' himself, you must follow them as they are told/written
You must follow them and nothing else..

 

I believe and know that Jesus Christ is God Himself. I believe this because when I was in a time of need, I called out to God and He answered me. I said "I even doubt that this hand of mine is real but somehow I know you are real. If you are real, make yourself real to me. " That day I saw an awesome light in my living room and the glory of God came there. Then the peace of God came upon me and I understood and knew that Jesus is God.

 

seriously.........

 

Edit: Never mind...

 

So he fathered himself? He had an intercourse with his own momma before his own birth?

 

I am a henotheist. As for why I believe it, I suggest you look up the meaning of 'henothiest' first.

 

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