My mother caught me having sex with my girlfriend. She ran down the stair case and pretended she didn't hear me. When I put my clothes on I went to apologize to her, she cut me off and told us to get ready for dinner. She kept complaining about a weird smell. FML
This is your very first post and obviously you are new here.So I suppose you can be excused for posting your thread in the wrong place."General Chat" is for subject matter with no particular theme.Your thread however has to do with intimacy and would be better suited in "The Underground" forum.I would not be surprised if the mods don't move your thread there.If they do you will get a much better response on this thread than if it is left here.Good luck with your thread.[o]
Interesting first post.. Welcome to DP, don't forget to read the rules: http://forums.digitalpoint.com/faq.php @Topic.. My life's pretty much straight.. Life's not complicated really when you are a fat cat.. I don't need to FML!!