Seen on some places in india: # Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay : Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! # Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative More the success, more the relatives. # Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay : we need your heads to run our business. # A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be..... #THE BEST ONE: Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god." - Indian Armed Forces