Personally, I would rather watch midget porn (or that Crazy Rob video) then think about Sally Struthers and food in the same context.
Sally Struthers...... I remember the TV show that made her famous....."I ate all the food in the family" That reminds me. If Foley was put in charge of the Department of Education...he would have to change the main policy to "No child's behind left behind"
I'm curious, that why in a discussion of food, Earlpearl turns to childs' behinds. Does that say something there?
Got me there Lorien. Actually I thought this thread was also covering a practologists deam job! Maybe that leads us to who should be the testers.... Islamic practologists!
Oops. probably a bad idea. This is an american secret weapon. Testers would be the bravest foks out there.
I pulled this page from a marine manual that was developed back in the day when they first fought barbary pirates http://bathroomjokes.com/fart/farts.htm
Actually that job would go to Gerry Studds, a democrat who actually did ass rape a child and got away with it. Foley just talked to a page via a messenger client. I should really start a separate thread about Studd, because as of yet, I have seen no one rush to his defense, nor have I seen a single moonbat comment on why it was ok for Studds to ass rape a child.
These two have a lot of potential: Sphinctal Napalm Tends to occur a few hours after a hot curry. Never mind the smell, worry about the burning sensation and the nasty stain you know it must have left. Trouser Ripping Special Sends seismic ripples to the next city. Rips the back of your pants. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Anyone sitting nearby at the time will suffer hearing loss. Launch those two from a bunch of 300 lb beer drinking, chili and egg eating patriots and the kidnapping problem will be solved once and for all. Skinny people around the world will be forever grateful
Stalker farts suck, cuz you can't walk real close to someone let it rip and walk away. The smell gives you away. I much prefer the delayed time release style, cuz you can be half away round the room when the destruction hits.
I've always had a theory about winter farts. You know how when you are outside and it's like 20 degrees and every breathe you exhail looks like smoke? Wouldn't the same be true if your farted outside in 20 degree weather? Except it would look like smoke coming from your ass? A visible trouser sneeze, if you will