What would God have to do...

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by KalvinB, Oct 25, 2006.

  1. #1
    What would God have to do to prove to you that he exists?
     
    KalvinB, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  2. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

    Messages:
    14,789
    Likes Received:
    1,040
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    375
    #2
    He could stop by and we could go drinking. He could turn water into wine and the next morning he could cure my (*&^%$# hangover.

    That would be a good start.

    Because then, he has some 'splaining to do.
     
    Will.Spencer, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  3. edD

    edD Peon

    Messages:
    146
    Likes Received:
    2
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #3
    Witnessing an undeniable(of course this is subjective) miracle would probably do it for me. For instance, if I saw a believer wearing a long robe and holding a cane, part a sea. I'd get on board faster than you could say flip flopper.
     
    edD, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  4. chulium

    chulium Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,438
    Likes Received:
    70
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    140
    #4
    chulium, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  5. TWalker

    TWalker Peon

    Messages:
    1,000
    Likes Received:
    45
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #5
    Not a thing
     
    TWalker, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  6. suitsme

    suitsme Peon

    Messages:
    241
    Likes Received:
    9
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #6
    Give me a car!
     
    suitsme, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  7. TWalker

    TWalker Peon

    Messages:
    1,000
    Likes Received:
    45
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #7
    He gave me one. Alls you have to do is ask!
     
    TWalker, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  8. klown

    klown Peon

    Messages:
    2,093
    Likes Received:
    115
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #8
    i guess a glimpse of heaven and hell
     
    klown, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  9. suitsme

    suitsme Peon

    Messages:
    241
    Likes Received:
    9
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #9
    I did ask, and I prayed, and asked a pastor to pray. I wanted one that would run on used grease so I could open a bakery and use it to recycle the grease and make deliveries.
    He had my son dump an old pick up in my driveway that sucks gas and leaves a puff of smoke polluting the air behind me.
    Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
    Maybe you could ask for me, I want a green one, used will be fine.
    Thanks...
     
    suitsme, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  10. TWalker

    TWalker Peon

    Messages:
    1,000
    Likes Received:
    45
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #10
    I asked and he said: Sorry, theres a one per customer limit.

    You might try asking for something like a digital web cam, MP3 player or a flat screen tv or something you havn't asked for yet but for God sake be specific this time he doesn't have time for refunds/exchanges and all that crap.

    Trust me.......
     
    TWalker, Oct 25, 2006 IP
  11. sarathy

    sarathy Peon

    Messages:
    1,613
    Likes Received:
    76
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #11
    Allow everyone to dial 1800christ.com (toll free) and answer their personal problems
     
    sarathy, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  12. debunked

    debunked Prominent Member

    Messages:
    7,298
    Likes Received:
    416
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    310
    #12
    I would hate to have to use the phone to call him. So inconvenient and I hate talking on the phone anyways.

    He has proven His existance over and over to me. From healings to the peace he gives.
     
    debunked, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  13. max pain

    max pain Notable Member

    Messages:
    2,179
    Likes Received:
    521
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    260
    #13
    A nice idea.. :rolleyes:
    I doubt one would ever get through that number if it ever did exist and you would always get "Please Hold The Number is Busy"
     
    max pain, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  14. mistermix

    mistermix Active Member

    Messages:
    2,326
    Likes Received:
    85
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    90
    #14
    He should write a book ;)

    Or he should encourage adults to plant religion in the minds of young children i.e. brainwashing. They will then have no choice in the matter - they will believe in god.
     
    mistermix, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  15. sarathy

    sarathy Peon

    Messages:
    1,613
    Likes Received:
    76
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #15
    Ha ha,
    It would be
    "Pleas Hold The Number is Busy"., Amen

    Anyways, whoever sees this thread visit 1800christ.com (there is nothing there except junk ofcourse,)
     
    sarathy, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  16. max pain

    max pain Notable Member

    Messages:
    2,179
    Likes Received:
    521
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    260
    #16
    :rolleyes: You do speak from tremendous experience (finding junk)
     
    max pain, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  17. sarathy

    sarathy Peon

    Messages:
    1,613
    Likes Received:
    76
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #17
    No, thatz my own junk ;)
     
    sarathy, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  18. max pain

    max pain Notable Member

    Messages:
    2,179
    Likes Received:
    521
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    260
    #18
    ;) Thats some Cool junk..
     
    max pain, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  19. suitsme

    suitsme Peon

    Messages:
    241
    Likes Received:
    9
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #19
    Lol, "one per customer"? Well that figures.
    I don't want any of that other junk though, I wonder if he would take coupons.

    Actually, I asked him to show himself to me years ago and he did. He has been true to his word and has never left me since. My faith grows stronger every day!

    In the mean time, I'll just wait for him to get me a good car, work hard and know that it probably is his will that I don't have one, because I would probably crash anyway.
     
    suitsme, Oct 26, 2006 IP