If trained army people can't handle it, terrorists don't have a chance! Could this be the weapon of the 21st century? Really fat guys invading countries and planting face farts on terrorists? Sounds like a winner to me!
Just have them wear some sort of device that contains pig blood, so no one would go suicidal on them or they would go to hell because of the pig blood.
The real question is: is face farting disallowed by the current terrorist interrogation laws or not? Is it effective? Would BigDoug be willing to give up a big juicy one to find out? Would any of us?
Sounds like he is on the right track Dave! It looks like the older he gets the more he loves his country! D
People say there are no winners and losers in war. I think, in this case especially they are wrong. It is MUCH better to give, than to receive. Can someone please read the Geneva convention and find "face fart" for me. First person to find it gets $100!
Hell, I'll double that if someone finds int he GC where Terrorists and Enemy Combatants are protected under the same laws as POW's.
I never gave much thought to the idea of clearing out a cave full of freedom fighters, VIA the skin grease bugle? This not only will compliment the anti-neck loss, anti-shove-in-taxi move, but also will keep the occasional gay terrorist from mimicking Brokeback Mountain, Iraq style, on my virgin backside. So I believe the first ingredient to stave off the would be attackers shall be…
I think you just volunteered. He who doubts it; tests it. I, for one, will take Gtech's word for this one
With a radioactive monitoring device, of course! This thread is cracking me up! I can just see Big Doug leaning over in a taxi cab full of terrorists to pinch off a tester
Does he care if its full of terrorists? I bet he's squeezing one off into each cab he passes by. Better to be safe than sorry!
I have been both a domestic dealer and tester already. We need someone fresh, someone young, someone enthusiastic. BTW: I ate light today. Asian beef and chicken over rice w/some veggies including cabbage. Cabbage is a lethal and inexpensive weapon. I could be dealin any minute now We could use a tester....IMMEDIATELY!