looking for Bill Gates! Who know's his phone number?

I need to talk to Bill right now, he's pissing me off with Windows, there are so many things that are wrong with it.

Bill, I know you wrote microsoft, your version of BASIC and some other stuff. And i appretiate it.

But i really need to talk to you right now. It's making me mad!!!

My internet keeps turning on and off!!!! I can't have this happening Bill, you and Paul should really do something about this.

I want windows to be smarter, It's already wacky enough, and why is Steve Ballmer(Your roommate in College) now the head of Microsoft? I want answers Bill.


Nope, I'm not done.

I can't stand the way windows works, where's the beautiful calligraphy? Apple shows a great example of beautiful calligraphy. I see none at the windows side.


You think your so cool Bill, what with your Billions? ahahhahaha

I can get Billions too? A billion reasons not to use Microsoft!


You have to improve your system, OR else. One day Microsoft will go BOOM

and that will be the end of that.


I also hear your building a house that will have the Microsoft Operating System in it.


What's this about? You want us to use windows in our houses now? Are you crazy!!!!!?

What happens when the system crashes? Our house goes down with it too?

No thank you dude.


I'll keep my windows closed on that offer.


Well anyways when you have the time to contact me, email me at

Also if any D.P members know bill's email address I would love to contact him and give him some of my birds.

 

Maybe it's 1-800-Microsoft

LOL. I love your post. And your e-mail address.

 

You're letter to Bill Gates is very entertaining, that's really funny! I hope Bill can read these. ^_^

 

BILL GATES EMAIL ADDRESS -

 

Its an old mail i red it before but still you make me smile.

 

Haha, this is funny. Good luck with reaching him!

 

I have never seen a bill for microsoft products

 

THIS POST = GENIUS

Hahaha i lold pretty hard .

 

I think Gates will say something like this: Your internet turning on and off? Don't play with the power switch then.

 

hahahah.. LOL.. this post is really entertaining and funny.. i could give you his number though

 

I don't think this is too funny when I hear my house will explode. It sucks!

P.S. Great post although.

 

I think you need to meet Mr. Santa Singh of India who knews Bill Gates very well. He had taken interview of Bill several times.

Once in a interview, he asked to Bill Gates..

Mr Gates, your sir name is Gates but you are working on windows...why???

 

hahaha.. very interesting post, this is Funny post i ever see on Dp, come on mr.Gate close your window off ..Lol

 

Ha haa crazy. Nice mail. try and try until you succeed .

 

i find this....
(408)726-4390
may its helpful for you

 

you can search in White house

 

Can I have your number as well?

 

Really funny!!! haha! working on windows ) lol!