Ancient Marketing Secrets Revealed I am about to reveal two of the greatest marketing secrets known to mankind. This thread will CHANGE your life! Developed in 16th Century London, by the leader of a secret underground organisation. These marketing secrets have been passed down generation by generation, never to be revealed to the public, under penalty of death. -------------- Until Now -------------- 1. Hype 2. Luck For only $7,893,928.74 you can learn how to use these secrets to your advantage! Click here to buy LOL. Maybe I have been reading too many clickbank splash pages which led me to create this mock sales pitch, but it illistrates my point rather well. Two of the biggest contributers in marketing is hype and luck. I'm hoping some of my fellow DPers will back me up on this one.
I think he was just making a point. hype is certainly important I don't think luck has much of a role for a marketer as there job is to sell something without luck.
Cavemen used ancient marketing secrets to great effect. Club a guy on the head a few times and he'll buy/believe anything you say. That or grab him by the balls ................ So the best two ancient but effective ways to get people to buy your products/services is to 1] Beat them up 2] Threaten their reproductive capabilities
The seller decided to keep all the secretes from himself. Although I tried to get some of them after threatening him and you can buy them at my profile page for only 1 million.