After both suffering depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better, so I thought sod it, I'll soldier on..!
People here are not going to share your sense of humor since over 50% of the people here have English as a second language. Just might want to keep that in mind.
Sorry guys... have already learned that jokes apparently get you infractions.. so from now on you'll have to all make your own way of smiling..
Running up post count/post has no value - Posts such as "pm sent", "lol" or any other useless post that does not contribute to the forum or the thread is considered a post that has no value. Posting numerous "welcome to the forum" posts in the Introductions forum is also considered post padding or running up your post count. Posting an opinion in a sales thread such as "great price, good luck with the sale" but not actually bidding or participating is not allowed. Im guessing thats why you got a infraction
Because with a complicated joke like that, most of the time people whos second language is English will take that literally.
You guessed wrong. Firstly that is not whay i got the infraction and secondly, I don't make posts like that. It's kinda difficult to make a post without being seen to make it to run up post counts but I have to start from post 1 just like you did when you were a little boy? I posted a jopke in a general discussion forum, something that is widely accepted worldwide on most forums!