Hahaha.. that's funny. But, if only to make little work, I would prefer Fireworks rather than Photoshop, because it's simplicity.
Now I smiling at this one, yea photoshop is great if you know how to use it. I just started playing with it in the past year or so and I must say it gives very good quality images once you know how to work it.
Luckily my photo isn't there! LOL! Another good reason not to publish your personal photos online, including on facebook. With Photoshop anything is possible...
OMG really funny pics and rather beating you, your friends will surely enjoy it apart from jokes, photoshop is the best ever designing tool......