How do you cover up a fart in public?

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  1. robertdk

    robertdk Peon

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    #21
    I'll make loud noises like nothing happened.
     
    robertdk, Feb 13, 2011 IP
  2. tubby1

    tubby1 Member

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    #22
    Scream really loudly and divert the attention.
     
    tubby1, Feb 14, 2011 IP
  3. johneva

    johneva Well-Known Member

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    #23
    Would not worry to be honest, would just say yeah it was me sorry.
     
    johneva, Feb 15, 2011 IP
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    #24
    Tried that, but only made a long high pitch whistling sound and about 10 dogs came running up
     
    garyrcanuck, Feb 15, 2011 IP
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    #25
    Lol, nice idea.Here is the title :

    "Learn the secrets to fart in public without letting anyone know about it"
     
    TickleLove, Feb 15, 2011 IP
  6. slutz

    slutz Active Member

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    #26
    I'll just walk away comfortably =P.

    ~ Slutz ~
     
    slutz, Feb 15, 2011 IP
  7. neo127

    neo127 Active Member

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    #27
    Well try to create some similar sound 2-3 times. Hopefully it will gonna cover that up :-D
     
    neo127, Feb 15, 2011 IP
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    #28
    Stay quiet and say that it wasn't me lol
     
    seobacklinkbo, Feb 16, 2011 IP
  9. WhosJose

    WhosJose Well-Known Member

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    #29
    Perhaps the best method...lol
     
    WhosJose, Feb 16, 2011 IP
  10. John.Dutton

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    #30
    I'll make noise through my shoes :)
     
    John.Dutton, Feb 16, 2011 IP
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    #31
    more louder ? lol :D
     
    cdesigner, Mar 7, 2011 IP
  12. Mightee

    Mightee Well-Known Member

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    #32
    i go to a corner and then poooooooooooooooooooooooon :D
    so i never have to cover it up as no on listens
     
    Mightee, Mar 7, 2011 IP
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    #33
    sometime i do it on purpose to see what people do.
     
    Marcos Ramirez, Mar 7, 2011 IP
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    l33tp4n3g3 Well-Known Member

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    #34
    It's completely human to far once in a while. I just carry on without trying to cover myself up.
     
    l33tp4n3g3, Mar 7, 2011 IP
  15. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #35
    I must say this one is common practise :D

    DON.
     
    deluxdon, Mar 7, 2011 IP
  16. Scula

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    #36
    just keep walking... hit and run
     
    Scula, Mar 7, 2011 IP
  17. Tarmila

    Tarmila Greenhorn

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    #37
    god...lmao... thought provoking issue!
    I remember that i was sitting in front of my PC, left and right are my colleagues, man and lady. i can feel that before that moment, so i try to shake my chair to making noise, but without luck....god.. i dont want to mention it again.

    someone said that i should let my buns fully cover on the wall, god, i said fully cover on your back,,,lol
     
    Tarmila, Mar 7, 2011 IP
  18. Balau

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    #38
    I don't, I'll just fart but act super cool about it, with a lot of confidence. :D
     
    Balau, Mar 8, 2011 IP
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    #39
    i start claping untill i fart...! ah feel so good :D
     
    AnasNasir, Mar 8, 2011 IP
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    #40
    i'd just run away
     
    saladflorida, Mar 8, 2011 IP
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