OMFG!! Someone or thing has Stolen My Sale with Clickbank!!!

Discussion in 'ClickBank' started by LazyMarketer, Jan 17, 2011.

  1. #1
    Help idk whats wrong with my sales!


    I just started out doing IM and i have a steady traffic coming to my product. I was making one sale every 2 days for like 2 weeks...but suddenly...its been 5 days now and i havent made a sale yet!!! whats wrong omg why is this happening to me????

    Why what idk why is this happening how is that possible!?! I made one sale every 2 days for 15 days straight, then suddenly its been 5 days now and no sale yet!! Wheres my sale! I want my sale who did this to me!?

    It was one of YOU guys i know it!! Someone hacked my website omg!!! Who did it i know it was someone here, its YOU! yes YOU who is reading this right now i bet it was you wasnt it!!

    You made my sales go away, you STOLE my sale omg you stole it how could you!! You did that thing that all those websites talk about, you replaced my affiliate ID with yours...wait, you snuck in behind MY customer just before he purchased and replaced my affiliate ID with yours!! you bastard!! Now i have to go to one of those websites and purchase their link cloaking software because they TOLD me it would happen! They said people go around following my customers, my leads mine!, and replacing my affliate ID with theirs. How thats even possible idk but they did it!! I Know they did cus...cus...cus they said people do that stuff and they wouldnt lie to me just to make money!!!! Im a people person!

    Ok im gonna sit here and hold my breath until one of you comes forward and admits that you made, stole my sale!! I swear i'll do it, say i wont!! Say i wont!! I'll hold my breath just watch i'll do it!! How can i make a sale every 2 days and suddenly not make a sale its been 5 days now, FIVE FUCKING DAYS!!!! Shit!!!

    okay im done.

    go shit in your hat.
     
    LazyMarketer, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  2. Luckysacrifice

    Luckysacrifice Peon

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    I think that you should take the money that you have been making from the sales the past 2 weeks and invest it in a doctor to get your head checked out
     
    Luckysacrifice, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  3. LazyMarketer

    LazyMarketer Member

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    #3
    lighten up its just a joke. making fun of people who get on here and flip out when that happens to them.
     
    LazyMarketer, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  4. benjaminp

    benjaminp Guest

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    That actually made my day lol

    Had to scroll down to see it and didn't really expect it
     
    benjaminp, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  5. karabas

    karabas Well-Known Member

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    all your sale are belong to us :D
     
    karabas, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  6. LazyMarketer

    LazyMarketer Member

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    Lol :D In Soviet Russia, Website Hacks YOU!
     
    LazyMarketer, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  7. XtremePM

    XtremePM Peon

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    LOL that was good. You have them pegged to a "T". It's not that I am a dumb ass it's that everyone is out to get me..... LOL

    I put an ad on Craigslist one time and then I got an email accusing me of using their login to place the ad. Well I responded that it did not happen and also attached the confirmation email with pertinent info blurred and then informed them I was also sending a copy of the email to Craigslist..... never heard from them again.... Hmmm!
     
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  8. Muskateer

    Muskateer Peon

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    While we're on that topic what are some of the best link cloaking software?
    I'm pretty new to the game and want to heed the warning!
     
    Muskateer, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  9. karabas

    karabas Well-Known Member

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    http://cloakreferer.com/ lets you cloak links and even hide the traffic source from the vendor so your keywords are safe.
     
    karabas, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  10. LazyMarketer

    LazyMarketer Member

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    lol you dont need link cloaking for the reasons i um...complained about.

    Just make a folder like this www.yoursite.com/Go

    then, within that folder make a html or php page with the product name as the title IE: yourwebsite.com/Go/Earth4Energy.php

    Now, make that php or html page a redirect to the product hoplink by using either an HTML redirect or PHP redirect, i prefer PHP cus it loads faster.

    And then you just use that as your link. Nobody will be the wiser, your link is cloaked as part of your website...and nobody can steal your comissions LMAO which is impossible anyway cus clickbank doesnt accept people buying products thru their own affiliate links. you can only get away with doing that like 3 times before they detect it....or somethin like that.

    Anyway, dont ever worry about people stealing comissions. thats just a bunch of BS that someone used to make profit sellign link cloaking software by scaring people into believing it would happen all the time if they didnt cloak their link.
     
    LazyMarketer, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  11. jasonsc

    jasonsc Well-Known Member

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    retard.......
     
    jasonsc, Jan 18, 2011 IP