Jessica Simpson Has Sleepless Nights Because She’s Sexually Frustrated

Jess was recently quoted as saying: ‘I cannot fall asleep, there’s no way if I get into bed right now I’m gonna fall asleep. I end up just laying on the floor and falling asleep… That’s advice that I’ve gotten - don’t ever get into bed until you know that it’s time to go to sleep, or else you’ll lay there and that’s when you start tossing and turning.”


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Hey, I wouldn't mind her taking out her sexual frustration on me if you know what I mean =).

 

I wouldn't mind either

 

that's a shame.

with all her cash she should be able to buy more batteries for her *cough* toy or maybe see a "specialist"

 

i am a boy toy that doesn't need battery...give me a call

 

give Jess your best one of these:

 

Hi ahkip, your signature just caught my attention. I havent seen DeniseJ for quite a while. What do you mean vote for her?

 

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=136349&page=68

there is a hottest girl competition, and go vote for her!

 

Or on the whole DP community for that matter

 

Hehehe, of course i will. But i think i have already voted for her in this thread before.

 

Jessica Simpson would never be sexually frustrated if she was to share a bed with me,

She probably would never leave the bed either, Hand Cuffs might come into that part though lol.

 

maybe she just needs to experiment?


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