What is Business [Joke]

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    Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
    Son: No!
    Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
    Son: Then ok!

    Dad goes to Bill Gates…
    Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
    Bill Gates: no!
    Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
    Bill gates: then ok!

    Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..
    Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.
    President: No!
    Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
    President: Then ok!

    This is BUSINESS! :cool:
     
    jahangir, Dec 1, 2010 IP
  2. greenb44

    greenb44 Peon

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    #2
    If only I had a son... lol good business plan i might try and use it one day
     
    greenb44, Dec 1, 2010 IP
  3. homeworker11

    homeworker11 Banned

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    #3
    It was an SMS long ago :p

    Anyway, nice one. Makes my day :)
     
    homeworker11, Dec 3, 2010 IP
  4. Rosoo

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    #4
    Great lol it's very funny ..
     
    Rosoo, Dec 4, 2010 IP
  5. alek

    alek Banned

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    #5
    Really funny I really liked that.
     
    alek, Dec 4, 2010 IP
  6. AndaS

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    #6
    I liked that, its funny and a good ideea also.Tnx
     
    AndaS, Dec 5, 2010 IP
  7. love**

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    #7
    Its a joke not a business.
    Business is the work,which come
    out from mind and intelligence.
     
    love**, Dec 5, 2010 IP
  8. yogesh22

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    #8
    Business strategies ;)
     
    yogesh22, Dec 5, 2010 IP
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    #9
    lol. not bad ...not bad
     
    stanmek, Dec 5, 2010 IP
  10. Majaal

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    #10
    old but gold, i have a hindi version too, but u wont get it ;)

    nice share.
     
    Majaal, Dec 6, 2010 IP
  11. StoneWilson

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    #11
    Really smart joke! Meaningful.
     
    StoneWilson, Dec 6, 2010 IP
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    IsraeI Peon

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    #12
    It's dirty business.
     
    IsraeI, Dec 6, 2010 IP
  13. musichangout.com

    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    #13
    lolz crazy dad, thanks for sharing mate .
     
    musichangout.com, Dec 6, 2010 IP
  14. bobwillz

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    #14
    great idea ! i will apply for second daughter :p
     
    bobwillz, Dec 6, 2010 IP
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    #15
    LOL that was funny. A very awesome strategy when it comes to business :D
     
    SamWayne, Dec 6, 2010 IP
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    Misa_Misa Well-Known Member

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    #16
    Aahahha! :)
    This joke is awesome!
    Thanks for sharing..
     
    Misa_Misa, Dec 7, 2010 IP
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    #17
    I really appreciate this point. This is real business. I agree with you. Everybody is saying that this is fun. But this is truth of business.
     
    rakesh.tcy, Dec 8, 2010 IP
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    #18
    HAhaha, it put a smile on my face.
    Thanks!
    Great joke.
     
    Danny0109, Dec 8, 2010 IP
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    parting Well-Known Member

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    #19
    nice metaphor, hahaha..........
     
    parting, Dec 9, 2010 IP
  20. ramonacole

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    #20
    Great. It's pretty simple, actually, with the business. :D
     
    ramonacole, Dec 9, 2010 IP