What Do Bloggers And Internet Marketers Really Mean?

Here is some of the texts which you can commonly find on many blogs and what does it really mean. Found it funny so sharing it.

1. Your Details Are Safe With Us – Your Details will be added to our super spamming list
2. We Respect Your Privacy - I will sell your details and make money
3. Want to write a guest post? – I am tired of writing those stupid tips, why don’t you help with it?
4. Receive daily updates via e-mail – Get spammed by me daily
5. Make money blogging – Spend your money on me so that I can make money
6. I highly recommend buying this – buy it you dumb a** so that I can get my payout soon
7. Make use of this coupon code - make use of this coupon code to get ripped off with 2 cents less
8. Hire me – Get screwed by me
9. About Me – Frankly I have no idea about me, but I will make up something awesome.

Source: seoyourblog

 

want to add more to the list? give it a shot

 

Buy my eBook - I am not able to make money, so buy it and let me earn money

 

Ya pretty much true . I wish I had a delete from server button for some blogs , they're just a waste of space and energy .

 

You will never regret - Yep, you won't regret, i have gone before you start regretting. Lol~

 

Earn $100 per Day - is there any idiot looking to get rich quickly by spending a buck and doing nothing ?

 

Please Read The TOS:- We know that it is impossible to read it a-z. We just need it so that we can Ban you later.

 

Or you get the condition :

Your account can be terminated for any reason (EX: my coffee tasted bad this morning ) or no reason at all .

 

LOL.... Or my wife didn't treat me well...

 

Search the site: Hope you click on the Google ads above search results, that's what I really want!

 

Or:
There is nothing to search actually. I want you to go through the craps I wrote

 

hehe ya that's a better version