Windows 9 is going to be even more realistic. The recycle bin will start smelling if you do not empty it on daily basis. The old files will turn yellow and frequently used folders will start turning from the corners. The device manager will periodically ask for a salary hike! The firewall will sometimes be overheated requiring to put off the fire for a while. The automatic updates will become truly automatic. you will not even have to start your PC to make them happen. The network setup wizard and other wizards will have all new wizard wands. Some of them will also have nimbus 2010. To install MS office you will need to rent an office space and hire some employees and a receptionist. The search feature will search everywhere, even under the bed and behind the curtains. My Pictures and My videos will really contain your stuff, may you put them or not. You will need to upload poster colors to use paint brush.
Some people are yet understand this bullshit It is very true that most people do not read even the opening post and the title completely before rushing towards putting their post counts increasing comments.
At least we have a creative guys in here! Great new features coming up in W8! Is it just me, or Windows 9 is still not announced?