How to convert an Athiest to a Muslim

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  1. alexispetrov

    alexispetrov Peon

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    #81
    Still no word from awinsjclarke - don't you want to tell us about how allah would be proud of the tits on your site?
     
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  2. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    #82
    Can you give us any sort of a timeline on that?

    I mean, if you refuse to grow or learn, you might as well be dead already. Without the ability to reason, there's nothing that really separates you from the animals.
     
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  3. Obamanation

    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    #83
    In a culture filled with Lady-boys, would you really be surprised if Awinsjclarke was Menj dressed as a woman? If a schizophrenic believes he is married to one of his alternate personalities and decides to have sex with said personality, is that masturbation?
     
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  4. alexispetrov

    alexispetrov Peon

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    #84
    Menj does have very feminine lips. They also have the same nose.

    I sure hope that bit about it being pregnant was a lie.

    I wonder if Menj is really having issues with his vagina bleeding? That post is scary.
     
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  5. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    #85
    Probably not as scary as this one...

    Child Bride Dies After Sex Organs Rupture

    A 13-year-old Yemeni girl who was forced into marriage died five days after her wedding when she suffered a rupture in her sex organs and hemorrhaging, a local rights organization said Thursday.

    Ilham Mahdi al Assi died last Friday in a hospital in Yemen's Hajja province, the Shaqaeq Arab Forum for Human Rights said in a statement quoting a medical report.

    She was wedded the previous Monday in a traditional arrangement known as a "swap marriage," in which the brother of the bride also married the sister of the groom, it said.

    "The child Ilham has died as a martyr due to the abuse of children's lives in Yemen," the non-governmental organization said.

    Her death was a "flagrant example" of the results of opposing the ban on child marriage in Yemen, which was leading to "killing child females," it said.

    The marriage of young girls is widespread in Yemen, which has a strong tribal structure.

    The death of a 12-year-old girl in childbirth in September illustrated the case of the country's "brides of death," many of whom were married off even before puberty.

    Controversy heightened in Yemen recently over a law banning child marriage in the impoverished country through setting a minimum age of 17 for women and 18 for men.

    Thousands of conservative women demonstrated outside parliament last month, answering a call by Islamist parties opposing the law.

    A lesser number of women rallied at the same venue a few days later in support of the law, the implementation of which was blocked pending a request by a group of politicians for a review.
     
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  6. alexispetrov

    alexispetrov Peon

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    #86
    I've read that too. Seriously, as a woman that is horrifying.

    The kind of force needed to do that kind of damage is INSANE - I mean like car crash insane.

    Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and save kids like that.

    </3
     
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  7. ChaosTrivia

    ChaosTrivia Active Member

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    #87
    Zakir Naik justifies women beating in Islam.
    [video=youtube;BGLracG-__o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLracG-__o[/video]

    I still have hard time to decide what is funnier: his stupidity, his accent, or his looks.
     
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  8. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    #88
    The best we can do is try to save future ones.
     
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  9. alexispetrov

    alexispetrov Peon

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    #89
    True.

    @Obamanation - I wish he were easier to understand. He didn't let the woman at the start finish her question; "But what if my husband...." - wonder how that would have turned out. Lol.

    I had to stop it before the end - his voice is awful, lol.
     
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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    #90
    The post was made by Chaos, but I agree. I think he was swapping between English and his native tongue which made it hard to follow. The long and short of it was, if you are a man, you can beat your wife according to Islam. If you are a woman, you may not strike your man, but you can petition the authorities for a divorce. Doesn't mean you keep the kids, or wont live in poverty in a male dominated society, or be legally raped by other random men, but you can have you divorce. Funny to see how many followers this clown has on this forum.

    "Would you like a squishee??"
     
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  11. Ibn Juferi

    Ibn Juferi Prominent Member

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    #91
    Wow, so you think I am a figment of my husband's imagination. I will be more than happy to debunk that.

    [video=youtube;dABr-h2ZuS0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dABr-h2ZuS0[/video]
     
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    #92
    Wow, you have a husband too? Does Awins know?

    No, we don't think Awins is made up. It's obvious reading the grammar on her blog vs posts in here there's more than 1 person. My only question is, when you use her login, do you wear a hajib or a full burka? :)
     
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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    #93
    I'm also wondering if Awin knows he's posted their wedding pictures all over the internet. Its a little freakish and narcissistic. One has to appreciate that he set the video to the (pirated)music of Taylor Swift, a devout Christian who got stepped on at the MTV VMAs by Kanye West, a devout Muslim.
     
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    browntwn Illustrious Member

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    #94
    You do not understand. The US does not limit our armed forces to just Christians. We let anyone join the fight against Islamic terrorists. We are just as happy to have a Hindu or Jew kill a terrorist Muslim as a have a Christian soldier do it. We are not so stupid as to make religion a qualification to hold a gun.


    Oh, so that is why there is no shortage of footage of Muslims doing horrible things. How do they get all those actors all over the world to pretend to be Muslims hating on everyone else? It must be a logistical nightmare.
     
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    #95
    Of course. The shots below were probably pics from the Muslim Screen Actors & Pretenders (aka: Muslim SAPs) Convention.
    I hear those Muslim SAPs can really party.

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  16. browntwn

    browntwn Illustrious Member

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    #96
    The actors all seem so authentic, as though they really hate infidels. It is about time CNN put something of quality on the air. These actors are really good. However, I am not sure they are all good actors, maybe one or two of them really do hate.

    Either way, if these actors were white they could get a gig in China instead of having to pretend to always be Muslim terrorists and their supporters.
     
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  17. Truth777

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    #97
    "How to convert an Athiest to a Muslim"

    Please DO NOT! Let him be free of dogmas and be happy! :)
     
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    #98
    I seriously laughed out loud here.
     
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  19. alexispetrov

    alexispetrov Peon

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    #99
    My apologies - It was very late/early here and right before bed. Sorry to you too, Chaos :)

    On a side note - how scarily ugly in Menj? His gums are freaking HUGE.
     
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  20. Will.Spencer

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    #100
    A buddy of mine is an Indian-American Muslim who served as a sniper with the U.S. Army in Afghanistan.

    He's now a federal air marshal.
     
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