Israel and Palestine Now fighting over Cemetary space nutz

http://www.theonion.com/articles/israel-palestine-now-fighting-over-cemetery-space,2489/

I saw this and couldn't believe it when will it end???????????

 

When Israel returns the land to the Palestinians, or when Israel commits genocide.

 

If you saw it and couldn't believe it, that's a good start.
Next thing a reasonable person would do, is try to look for the author's or agency names who is behind the information, should appear somewhere in any real article. Then you should have noticed that none exists - and think "hmmmm... this stinks".
Next thing is perhaps try to look for the same information from another source, this time reputable and reliable. Then you would have noticed that this story does not appear on any reliable source of information.
Next thing is maybe look at the top picture and see that its a photoshop disaster. stuff like this: http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

and the inevitable next step should have been saying to yourself: "man. that's fucking crap", and browse out of it, instead of embarrassing yourself by proving that you are so susceptible to nonsense and will gladly swallow any piece of crap you stumble upon.
Hope next time u'll do better.

If there's any comfort in it: don't worry, in this forum you are in good company...

 

Or when justice prevails, Israel becomes de-Zionised, and a bi-national, one state solution becomes a reality

 

Yeah, you are in company of people who takes time to debunk article in theonion!!!

 

Really the Onion isn't a credible source? No way in case you didn't read the tone in my voice I KNOW WHAT THE ONION IS YOU GINORMOUS MORON!!!!!!! YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!

the onion is a funny version of the news were they make up stories about current issues and make them funny.

The inevitable next step for yourself is to take a chill pill and have some fun in your life this section of the forum is far to serious and needs a little humor.

 

Read the tone in your voice? Are you .... How to put this in a way that is PC? .... When you go/went to school, is/was your bus shorter than the regular one?

Don't be a douche to Chaos - there was no way of telling from your original post if you knew it was a joke or not; I think you're the one who needs to pop a chill pill - I didn't see caps or "screaming" in CT's post.

 

Go ahead then and whine with chaos lol
Do you have some kind of idot club or something?

 

Moreplayerz yet again takes a side and sympathizes with people who insult and being rude.
Oh, how surprising that is!

 

As I said, there must be some secret idiot club lol
Cmmon! You guys defend a dude who took a time to debunk an article from theonion!!! Theonion!!
That's frigin' hilarious!

 

hehe. OK.
Its the first time I see this "theonion". well.... ok... u're not stupid...just tasteless......

 

We have two choices here;

1) Support a popular and respected member of the DP community who made an unnecessary post after the original post appeared to imply that the OP believed what they were reading.

2) Support someone who believes that "tone of voice" can be conveyed in text, then uses all caps to insult others with "I KNOW WHAT THE ONION IS YOU GINORMOUS MORON!!!!!!! YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!" (By the way, you spelled "you're" wrong.)

I'm sticking with 1.

 

Popular and respected by whom? An secret idiot club?

 

Why do you bother posting on DP if the only thing on your daily agenda is to insult people? I don't get it :S

 

Pretty much every adult in P&R who isn't a Muslim, actually.

You speak pretty badly, are you even in high school yet?

 

Pretty much every adult in P&R who isn't a Muslim, actually? Where did you get that info from?
I would like to see a source please! IDF supplied it?
Ir did secret idiotic club had secret poll which showed that result?
Cmmon! Spill the beans! Where did you get that info from?

Seriously, I doubt YOU ever saw high school based on your level of inteligency.

 

Quote says it all

 

Hey didn't they teach you any manners at home? that's no way to treat a lady.

 

I think this section of the forum is destined for people to insult one another and argue. I was trying to bring a little sarcasm to it but apparently everyone just takes this to serious and cant help themselves but to cast insults and fight maybe there are way to many Middle Easterners here who know nothing but fighting and conflict.

But myself included

Maybe we can start over. You are all beautiful smart intelligent people

 

there is no need to pick fights Mate this has nothing to do with Muslims

Go have a few beers "might"