Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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This might be Zorro, but then again, it's really hard to tell!...

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no Zorro, the person in the photo look like monster inc!

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babak44 said: ↑

no Zorro, the person in the photo look like monster inc!
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It looks like Darth Vader's niqab.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Darth Vader:

Because the chicken wanted to go to the dark side! You don't know the power of the Dark Side, Chicken, I am your father!!

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G. Bush
He is hiding chemical weapons and want to cross the border, Let's invade them and kill all of them

Tony Blair
Chicken is a terrorist, lets invade them and destroy every thing over there (i second Bush)

India
i think Pakistan have a hand in that

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The actions of the chicken do not represent the peaceloving attitude of the Muslim world.

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Ya But actions of all the above mentioned fully justify the peace loving attitude.....

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george.UK
The actions of the chicken do not represent the peaceloving attitude of the Muslim world.
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beside the face of chicken looks like twitter! she must shame of her self to pass the Muslim red line(they use fictituous name of road).

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Teacher
To get to the other side.

Plato
For the greater good.

Aristotle
It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Karl Marx
It was a historical inevitability.

Timothy Leary
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagan
I forget.

Captain James T. Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Andersen Consulting
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening it's dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Anderson Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking it's physical distribution strategy and implementation process. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson helped the chicken use it's skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chickens people, processes and technology in support of it's overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Anderson Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

Louis Farrakhan
The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

Martin Luther King, Jr.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Moses
And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Fox Mulder
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road for you to believe it?

Richard M. Nixon
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken DID NOT cross the road.

Machiavelli
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Jerry Seinfeld
Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the place anyway?"

Freud
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual security.

Bill Gates
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 (with integrated Internet Seed Explorer), which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Oliver Stone
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?

Darwin
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads.

Einstein
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Buddha
Asking the question denies your own chicken nature.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it.

Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the rain.

Colonel Saunders
I missed one?
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the chicken crossed the road because it wanted KFC

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why did the chicken cross?

because he just wanted a better life for himself and his chicken family

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