The MOST Ridiculous chat I had with a freelancer - Enjoy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rogi, Apr 30, 2010.

  1. #1
    Friends, yesterday I was on my YM and I got a contact invitation and I added him. Look at the chat below, I had with a freelancer who wanted to work for me, but could not. This was the most hilarious chat in my life.

    Freelancer: Hi, I just came to know that you need a person to submit articles?
    Me: Yes, do you have any experience in that work?
    Freelancer: which work?
    Me: Article posting, what else.
    Freelancer: Yes, I can write articles.
    Me: Ok, But I need a poster not a writer. I have an article and I want you to post in the directories mentioned in the list I provide you.
    Freelancer: How many articles are der?
    Me: just one article and to be posted in several directories.
    Freelancer: Why don’t you do this work yourself?
    Me: Lol. I do not have time that's why I want to outsource this work?
    Freelancer: Do I have to pay to someone, if I post an article to these directories.
    Me: oh no! why will you pay? The directories are free. You need to create account and post article on each directory.
    Freelancer: account? Wt account?
    Me: Account on these directories, I mean you will have to be registered first.
    Freelancer: What is your paypal password?
    Me: what?
    Freelancer: What is your paypal password?
    Me: Why you need that? And why I will give you?
    Freelancer: Actually, if you do not pay me then I can transfer the amount myself after completion of work, actually I want to confirm that I will get payment.
    Me: Lol. No one will give you the paypal pw, from which country you are?
    Freelancer: Bangladesh, ok, tell me the work now.
    Me: OMG, what we were talking before this. I have an article and I want you to submit that article to different directories and I will pay you.
    Freelancer: Are you a female?
    Me: now why you want this info ? Does it matter?
    Freelancer: No, simply.
    Me: Ok, so you are interested in this work? Can you do it?
    Freelancer: I do not know anyting about coding.
    Me: Oh man! Why coding?
    Freelancer: I mean to say I do not know about any html tags to submit articles.
    Me: I will provide you everything, just create account and copy and paste the matter.
    Freelancer: about what nich the articles are?
    Me: you mean 'niche'?
    Freelancer: ya ya
    Me: those are related to SEO
    Freelancer: You do a lot of misspelled?
    Me: how?
    Freelancer: The correct term is CEO and not SEO, my uncle is CEO. check above what you typed?
    Me: no, it is seo and I think you know nothing about internet marketing, I need to find someone other for this work.
    Freelancer: wait…
    Me: What?
    Freelancer: I am a graphic designer too. I can design some good things 4 u.
    Me: like?
    Freelancer: like anything you want, for example if you have a color photo and want to convert it to black n white then I can do it for you for $1 only for all sizes.
    Me: Can you create a banner?
    Freelancer: No, I am not a painter, I am talking about photoshop not the real painting. Photoshop is a computer software that is used for image editing.
    Me: Oh really! Thanks for this great info. You changed my life completely.
    Freelancer: so, do you have any work in photoshop
    Me: first, tell me what is your age?
    Freelancer: I was born in 1887
    Me: what?
    Freelancer: sorry, 1987
    Me: ok, I will get back to you when I hv some work, thanks for your time.
    Freelancer: so, you do not have any work for now?
    Me: sorry.
    Freelancer: I will complaint moderators that you start false threads to waste people time.
    Me: Do what you want, please leave me, thanks, bye
     
    Rogi, Apr 30, 2010 IP
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    OMG - major nosebleed
     
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  3. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #3
    I don't get why you kept talking to the clown after the first few lines. Obviously beyond retarded.
     
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  4. Rogi

    Rogi Active Member

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    #4
    beyond retarded! ha ha ha... excellent term, I was looking for such a term for that guy. it is great! Thanks for suggesting.

    cheers!
     
    Rogi, Apr 30, 2010 IP
  5. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #5
    Feel free to add it to the urban dictionary. It refers to people who were dropped as babies.
     
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    #6
    good charas in Bangladesh :D
     
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  7. Rogi

    Rogi Active Member

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    #7
    Dropped as babies !! :D One more great term! Thanks mate!
     
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    #8
    bangalies , they simply don't know anything at all

    he was asking you whether you are a female or not so he can play a bit with you

    you shouldn't have completed the chat from the first time when you sounded odd
     
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    lmfao!!!!!!! :D
     
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    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    LOL - who or what is bangalies?
     
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  11. Rogi

    Rogi Active Member

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    #11
    Actually, he means Bangladeshis, the residents of Bangladesh. Actually, we can not judge the country people talking to one stupid person.
     
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    I think he was just gagging with you.
     
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    #13
    haha...very funny specially that part when he said " The correct term is CEO and not SEO, my uncle is CEO " haha
     
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    mrdesigner77@yahoo.com Well-Known Member

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    i cannot stop laughing after reading this line

     
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    #15
    Oh boy this was really wtf :D
    I laughed so hard, guy is obviously multi practical but you fail to see his potential :D
     
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    InstantPH Peon

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    Lol, I completely agree :)
     
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    #17
    you know... this could easily become a unique article. The IM conversation that is. Maybe a subniche too :) keep this guy talking, open a related .com and I'm sure people will follow up the updates (make sure you keep the anonymity the way it is). It was a good read :p
     
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    #18
    I am sure that was a female.. once I also got a chat like this.. but not this funny..

    maybe she told you true at this
     
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    op u still didn't answer the question are u a female? :p
    what a laughter ride :D
     
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    lol ffs.. Very strange person..
     
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