Sacre Bleu - What is worse French Bum Wipe or Mohammed Cartoon?

Wait, babak44 - are you saying Muslims normally use water rather than toilet paper?

 

^^ Yeah Americans take pride in their flag, but British don't like theirs much. Some comments by Britons:

 

yeah, with left hand! but no problemo, you can shake their right hand I guess! lol

 

Loved it when I was stuck in a restaurant somewhere in Indonesia and they were not used to western customer. And had to take a dump. Not getting further into it, but it taught me to keep some napkins on me ...

 

Not just Muslims, most asians. I bet people using Toilet Paper are in minority.

 

This reminds me of the somewhat backfiring joke from Junior school

The Joke was

Which hand do you use to wipe your bum?

When answered the questioner/joker would reply with "Ew really I use toilet roll"

Looking back on it using water like many/most Asians do is actually cleaner than using loo roll.

Bidets prove it!

 

I guess we have to know about our Cultures more! lol
I had problem in Jakarta either because most of their Toilets were European type.

 

Yes one should definitely learn to take a crap in all types of toilets

 

Revelations
I didn't got your Joke quite well but it recall me a jock concern to yours I think! lol

when our government closed most of opposition newspapers, most of Iranian boycotted entire newspapers and you have to know that newspapers are inexpensive because of subsidization.

" an Armenian guy (Christian) was buying most of newspapers in the main street of Tehran and a reporter who was near him became do curious.
Reporter: as I see you are interest in newspapers, why?
Armenian: yes they are smooth and less colored advertisements!
Reporter: why you didn't buy Keyhan (name of a newspaper)?
Armenian: it isn't useful because of tough surface!"

 

Revelations
I didn't got your Joke quite well but it recall me a jock concern to yours I think! lol

when our government closed most of opposition newspapers, most of Iranian boycotted entire newspapers and you have to know that newspapers are inexpensive because of subsidization.

" an Armenian guy (Christian) was buying most of newspapers in the main street of Tehran and a reporter who was near him became too curious.
Reporter: as I see you are interest in newspapers, why?
Armenian: yes they are smooth and less colored advertisements!
Reporter: why you didn't buy Keyhan (name of a newspaper)?
Armenian: it isn't useful because of tough surface!"

 

yeah right, have to find a way to satisfy all!

 

Let me make the joke clear for you.

RD: Which hand do you use to wipe your bum?
Samser_m: Right
RD: Ew really I use toilet roll!

 

That's funny. Here's another one...

 

Helwetii
thanks for your help.

I guess that guy wasn't Scottish! haven't to forget one dollar note in your pocket!
I think your way is so better than us and you are luckier in this way because guess finding a piece of paper or cloths on that critical condition isn't so hard.
just guess what will happen for us when can't find water in toilet or after done our task, encounter with water disruption!

 

LOL. There are bidets in the US, but they're not very common. It seems to me, that it's not really a bad idea. Perhaps they'll catch on eventually.

 

That is very bad thing to make a joke on very respectful person.

 

who you mean!?