homeless woman

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by abboodeh, Apr 4, 2010.

  1. #1
    I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I
    give you this money,
    will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'



    'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.



    'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.



    'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless
    woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'



    'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.



    'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. '
    I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'



    'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the
    money. Instead, I'm
    going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'



    The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for
    doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'



    'That's okay. It's important for
    him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair
    appointments, and wine.'
     
    abboodeh, Apr 4, 2010 IP
  2. Mentalhead

    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #2
    Oh this one is nice :D
     
    Mentalhead, Apr 4, 2010 IP
  3. Awan-G

    Awan-G Active Member

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    #3
    Really nice

    liked it
     
    Awan-G, Apr 5, 2010 IP
  4. alimog

    alimog Peon

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    #4
    hahaha brilliant
     
    alimog, Apr 5, 2010 IP
  5. errakesh_kumar

    errakesh_kumar Peon

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    #5
    Its good. I am crazy...
     
    errakesh_kumar, Apr 5, 2010 IP
  6. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #6
    crazy about what?

    and i don't find it funny at all...how come?
     
    Project Mobius, Apr 5, 2010 IP
  7. Digital_shubhi

    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    #7
    YOu are crazy ? :p really? or you are going crazy !

    Earlier I thought that the wife will give $10 to that homeless woman.

    - Mr.President -
     
    Digital_shubhi, Apr 5, 2010 IP
  8. scottm460

    scottm460 Peon

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    #8
    lol execlent
     
    scottm460, Apr 5, 2010 IP
  9. 10hariharan

    10hariharan Greenhorn

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    #9
    hey this is good one.
     
    10hariharan, Apr 5, 2010 IP
  10. 301ouncer

    301ouncer Peon

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    #10
    cool lol. excellent.
     
    301ouncer, Apr 5, 2010 IP
  11. Joe123

    Joe123 Peon

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    #11
    Let the woman have her way.. LOL. :D . That was pretty interesting! :)
     
    Joe123, May 7, 2010 IP
  12. LorennMari

    LorennMari Greenhorn

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    #12
    Lol, that's brilliant. Love it
     
    LorennMari, May 7, 2010 IP
  13. Koala

    Koala Well-Known Member

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    #13
    what a stupid joke ?
     
    Koala, May 7, 2010 IP