A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room. She said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!" He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did, you scared the POO (edited) out of him!" HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
Not exactly http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fanny 1. Taboo Brit the female genitals 2. Chiefly US and Canadian the buttocks Usage: Despite the theory that this word derives from the name `Fanny', its use in British English is still considered taboo by many people, and is likely to cause offence. In the US the word refers to the buttocks. Serious misunderstanding may therefore arise when what people in Britain know as a `bumbag' is referred to in the US as a `fanny pack'
LMAO! WOW! I didn't know this... I'm going to use the "bumbag" term from now on. Sorry to offend, if I did. Thanks for sharing though...
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