Cool definitions

I just got a mail from one of my friends and it was really interesting to read.
Hope other members here would love and enjoy it.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed. and last but not least...

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

- Dairyman

 

LOL! Good one...or seventeen.

 

This one is most hilarious.

 

Nice definitions,i like this one..

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

 

I like this one

 

The thing about a secret is totally true. Thanks for sharing it with us.

 

haha! you nailed that one xD !

 

this is true. when I go camping, I like vampire bats more than Mosquito, at least it doesn't hurt when they are biting.

 

Good one, haha xD.

 

I like the adult one!