A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
then why didn't you tell me first, i had email you as well and Faiza have eaten my $500 and I could earn only $10 from her..... "Faiza main mele paiche diyo bolloun,nai to main mele mammy ku bottoun tummala naam, bacchi kaan kiki,$500 leli lakhli" oonooonooooooooooooon aaaaaaaaannnnnn
I have heard this joke many times before, but with both the characters replaced.... most of the times they being nationals of two neighboring countries! Regards, RightMan
I like blonde jokes. A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
arey oye....tu bachhon ke tarah kyun ro raha...baat aise kar raha jaise joke tere upar based hai. auragar hai...tohphir tu sahi main bahutdumbhai..chal....agar paise gaye bhi toh bol 'ALL IZZ WELLL' hahah What he wrote in hindi is....too silly to be dignified by being translated
Yes man, you transfer Google or Yahoo or million or billion or trillion(Don't transfer million as 10 lakhs or billion as 100 crores) in Hindi,then I will transfer that sentence in English. Every language has its own identity!!!!!!!,so no blame on you. By the way,ALL IZZ WELL,hehe.......
a blonde was with his bf in BMW going for long drive...the boy tells blonde in hesitation..darling I wanna reveal one truth to you...Blonde shocked and surprised says with fear of bad says " ya tell me" the boy says " I am already married and have a child. Blonde gets relaxed and takes a deep breath ....."huh ..you freaked me..I thought BMW is not yours"