Nice joke - Not So Dumb Blonde

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by phyza, Feb 5, 2010.

  1. #1
    A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

    The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

    He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

    Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

    The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

    This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

    The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

    "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

    She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

    The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

    After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

    The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

    The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

    Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
     
    phyza, Feb 5, 2010 IP
  2. newbie191

    newbie191 Notable Member

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    #2
    LMAO
    The lawyer should have checked on DP too:p
     
    newbie191, Feb 5, 2010 IP
  3. itismine

    itismine Active Member

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    #3
    then why didn't you tell me first,
    i had email you as well and Faiza have eaten my $500 and I could earn only $10 from her.....
    "Faiza main mele paiche diyo bolloun,nai to main mele mammy ku bottoun tummala naam,
    bacchi kaan kiki,$500 leli lakhli"
    oonooonooooooooooooon aaaaaaaaannnnnn
     
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  4. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #4
    care to explain what that means? are you moaning?
     
    Project Mobius, Feb 5, 2010 IP
  5. itismine

    itismine Active Member

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    #5
    nope,
    i am crying...........
     
    itismine, Feb 5, 2010 IP
  6. ournishani

    ournishani Greenhorn

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    #6
    hmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
    ournishani, Feb 5, 2010 IP
  7. RightMan

    RightMan Notable Member

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    #7
    I have heard this joke many times before, but with both the characters replaced.... most of the times they being nationals of two neighboring countries! :eek:

    Regards,

    RightMan
     
    RightMan, Feb 5, 2010 IP
  8. cloudybutnice

    cloudybutnice Peon

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    #8
    I like blonde jokes.

    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
    After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
    She says, 'What's the story?'
    He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
    She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
     
    cloudybutnice, Feb 6, 2010 IP
  9. Restin

    Restin Member

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    #9
    Great :D:D
     
    Restin, Feb 6, 2010 IP
  10. erestor

    erestor Peon

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    #10
    so good :D
     
    erestor, Feb 6, 2010 IP
  11. Joxon

    Joxon Peon

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    #11
    Hehe great one :D
     
    Joxon, Feb 6, 2010 IP
  12. master-yoda

    master-yoda Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Thats really good! :D
     
    master-yoda, Feb 6, 2010 IP
  13. Smith15

    Smith15 Guest

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    #13
    arey oye....tu bachhon ke tarah kyun ro raha...baat aise kar raha jaise joke tere upar based hai. auragar hai...tohphir tu sahi main bahutdumbhai..chal....agar paise gaye bhi toh bol 'ALL IZZ WELLL' hahah :D

    What he wrote in hindi is....too silly to be dignified by being translated
     
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  14. itismine

    itismine Active Member

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    #14
    Yes man,
    you transfer Google or Yahoo or million or billion or trillion(Don't transfer million as 10 lakhs or billion as 100 crores) in Hindi,then I will transfer that sentence in English.
    Every language has its own identity!!!!!!!,so no blame on you.
    By the way,ALL IZZ WELL,hehe.......
     
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  15. ournishani

    ournishani Greenhorn

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    #15
    a blonde was with his bf in BMW going for long drive...the boy tells blonde in hesitation..darling I wanna reveal one truth to you...Blonde shocked and surprised says with fear of bad says " ya tell me" the boy says " I am already married and have a child.

    Blonde gets relaxed and takes a deep breath ....."huh ..you freaked me..I thought BMW is not yours"
     
    ournishani, Feb 17, 2010 IP
  16. Mentalhead

    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #16
    Oh boy, that was a good joke. :D
    It's the first time that I've heard it.
     
    Mentalhead, Feb 18, 2010 IP
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    5starpix Notable Member

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    #17
    haha..lol..that was funny
     
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  18. phyza

    phyza Well-Known Member

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    #18
    Old but once again nice joke :)
     
    phyza, Feb 18, 2010 IP
  19. blue_joker150683

    blue_joker150683 Greenhorn

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    #19
    Nice joke you got, first time I hear this.
     
    blue_joker150683, Feb 18, 2010 IP