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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lightstarm2k, Jun 10, 2008.

  1. #1
    Q : Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
    the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!


    select to see the answer
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    A : The boy friend's hand.
     
    lightstarm2k, Jun 10, 2008 IP
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  2. web_hunk

    web_hunk Peon

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    #2
    Lol... Never expected this answer. Funny! :D
     
    web_hunk, Jun 10, 2008 IP
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    powerlifer Active Member

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    #3
    Lol im very slow today and it took me about 5 mins to know that you meant highlight the answer:D
     
    powerlifer, Jun 10, 2008 IP
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    #4
    Lol...good one :)
     
    TTS, Jun 10, 2008 IP
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    #5
    Hah, wasn't expecting that.
     
    seorae, Jun 10, 2008 IP
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  6. lightstarm2k

    lightstarm2k Well-Known Member

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    #6
    TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    BALGOBIN : I is...
    TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
    BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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    TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
    longer interested?
    BALGOBIN : A teacher
     
    lightstarm2k, Jun 13, 2008 IP
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    rockinfuture Peon

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    #7
    The answer was really funny. Even I was not expecting that kind of answer :D
     
    rockinfuture, Jun 13, 2008 IP
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    MoneyNowUsa09 Banned

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    #8
    I like the second question. The H to O, haha it's funny.
     
    MoneyNowUsa09, Jul 22, 2009 IP
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    mdvasanth86 Notable Member

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    #9
    I heard this joke when i was in my kinder garden .
     
    mdvasanth86, Jul 22, 2009 IP
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    marshallengines Banned

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    #10
    H to O. Funny :D
     
    marshallengines, Jul 23, 2009 IP
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    johagulo Peon

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    #11
    if a boy and a girl had to climb a ladder to save their lives, and if the girl was wearing a skirt. should the guy let the girl go before him?
     
    johagulo, Sep 3, 2009 IP
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    #12
    hehehe...yes he shud allow her first
     
    harsekar, Sep 3, 2009 IP
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    #13
    Lol, so funny dude... Try to post your Q / A to 'Yahoo Answer' instead.. ;)
     
    krolbiz, Sep 3, 2009 IP
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    filipina4friends Well-Known Member

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    #14
    hahaha funny..... especially the H to O!
     
    filipina4friends, Sep 3, 2009 IP
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    #15
    hey..

    you know it who's invited to love?

    maxe..
     
    fancymouj, Feb 5, 2010 IP
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    Refresher Notable Member

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    #16
    You would have been too mature for your age, wouldn't you? :p j/k
     
    Refresher, Feb 5, 2010 IP
  17. lightstarm2k

    lightstarm2k Well-Known Member

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    #17
    have you ever heard "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
     
    lightstarm2k, Feb 9, 2010 IP
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    #18
    mosquito may bite on boy's p@nis... ha ha ha
     
    webseaindia, Feb 9, 2010 IP
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    #19
    ans. Search engine optimization, the use of various techniques to improve a web site's ranking in the search engines and thus attract more visitors
     
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    Refresher Notable Member

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    #20
    Normally, people with a stable mind would call it a ''blind''

    :rolleyes:
     
    Refresher, Feb 10, 2010 IP