Keeping It Real Before You Get Married

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GuruCreation, Jan 30, 2010.

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    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

    One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lord and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."




    And the moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
    GuruCreation, Jan 30, 2010 IP
  2. benjaminp

    benjaminp Guest

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    #2
    haha

    + rep :)
     
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  3. Mentalhead

    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #3
    Oh my god, imagine if this happens to you, what would you do? :D
     
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    #4
    you pass for their test ....:) congratulation.
     
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    #5
    HAHAHA!
    That was awesome.
    Makes me laugh a lot.
    :D:D:D
     
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    powerlifer Active Member

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    haha that is pretty funny:p.

    id have been up the stairs no doubt lol, i had the feeling it was going to be a test though.
     
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    happpy Well-Known Member

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    #7
    damn
    cool story
     
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  8. Eyebrow

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    #8
    I would of went upstairs.....but hey thats just me.....
     
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    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    #9
    Lol... Last sentence was funny. :) :D
    And that is right also. :p

    - Mr.President -
     
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  10. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    omfg is this a true story?
     
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    powerlifer Active Member

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    #11
    i doubt it most of these were created as jokes but to keep you reading sort of thing.

    but i know similar situations where woman have used their friends to test their future husbands some not working out as well as this story :p.
     
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  12. GuruCreation

    GuruCreation Notable Member

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    It is most definitely a true story, didn't happen to me, but it did to one of my great friends who actually sent that as an email to me over the weekend.

    He said that he was actually on his way out to the car and didn't know it was a test of any kind, but damn, he passed! :eek:
     
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  13. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #13
    Honestly, i'd be pretty pissed if the future in laws tried that on me.
     
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    powerlifer Active Member

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    #14
    trust me man search in google even the moral of the story bit and you'll see teh same story posted over many sites.

    P>S what kind of car is that you've got in your avatar looks nice?
     
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  15. GuruCreation

    GuruCreation Notable Member

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    Shoot, you are right... I just text my friend and he said that it was a forward that he received from someone else in his email. That bastard had me going.. But, it must have happened to someone right?

    The Car is a 2008 Mustang Roush Stage 3. I love that damn thing... Fast as hell.... 4.6L - 415hp / 385lb-ft
     
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    saurabhj Banned

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    #16
    Yep I've even read this story many times...
     
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #17
    I would have failed this kind of test lol.
     
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    powerlifer Active Member

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    haha most likely like i say i know of many similar stories, kinda like an urban myth:D.

    sweet motor man, just looked it up, dont get mustangs in the UK:eek:
     
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    #19
    It was a commercial ,seen by me around two years before.may be i have the video in my pc somewhere .i will put this video online and put the link here
     
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    #20
    This was a commercial. You can find it on youtube.
     
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