Okay, so would the FTC get mad...

Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by CDarklock, Jan 17, 2010.

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    ...if I say "Buy my ebook or people will sit on your head and fart."

    I mean, obviously, I don't have an army of people spying on prospective customers to sit on them if they don't buy. The entire idea is absurd. Of course that won't happen. Nobody's going to chase you down and fart on your head if you don't buy my ebook.

    But would the FTC complain, or am I pretty much safe?
     
    CDarklock, Jan 17, 2010 IP
  2. Christian Little

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    As funny as this idea sounds, I don't think you understand what the FTC does. They wouldn't give a shit about something like this. However a good lawyer would have a field day with it and bankrupt you.
     
    Christian Little, Jan 18, 2010 IP
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    Don't worry about the FTC unless you're pulling in a lot of monies.
     
    discoverwebworks, Jan 18, 2010 IP
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    Fixed :D All they do is investigate financial fraud.
     
    Christian Little, Jan 18, 2010 IP