Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

 

dint make me laugh at all... really poor jokes or letter on the whole maybe

 

LMAO
very nice joke. even though I have read it a few times before

 

that was epic fail

 

some good jokes but old

Thanks

 

Cool jokes, wishing bill gates read ur jokes if he will read i am sure he will laugh as we r doign

 

Being a human being i really enjoy the jokes. But being an indian, i feel bad for using a SINGH

 

I actually found it entertaining. Its not that funny but it just shows how far some people's stupidity can wonder. The sad thing about is that there is probably a person who thinks just like that.

 

Old one. already heard before a long time ago but nice though

 

looks old ones pop up again and again, but I have to say I am really un-impresse with the way jokes r presented these days, they r either insulting a race r religion, y can't the person name be some thing non-controversial

banta would do for the name y add singh to it ?? so r u giving a negative impact of asian community

I would really suggest after watching jokee threads on DP, plz don't create r post a joke insulting a race r communty.

creative jokes r always appreciated though

 

This has been posted so many times!

 

such as this?
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=866934

 

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=866934

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=1579036

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=293927

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showpost.php?p=3610280&postcount=13

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showpost.php?p=4958582&postcount=7

Others as well.

 

I like your joke too!

 

i like this jokes, but last question is very funny.

 

I laughed Nice one, quite funny but if you have read one of his quotes it went something like this "The average PC user has the brain span of a spider monkey" something like that.

Ha.

 

yep, posted many times.. but what goes around comes around.
It was really nice to refresh our brain with the cool joke, thanks Banta Singh.

Kind regards,
Yogesh

 

lol.. why jokes like this have a Punjabi character?

 

Simply because they do not mind people having a laugh at their expense. It is a very good trait and not many possess it.
These community have people generally well build but it is their big heart which makes them all the more lovable!

Regards,

RightMan

 

Yeah I didn't laugh at all. Anyway, nice try