[Joke] Mr. X's mail to Bill Gates

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by krkbkk, Jan 11, 2010.

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    Dear Mr Bill Gates,

    This letter is from Mr. X. We have bought a computer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.

    1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.

    We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.

    I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.

    2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the 'shut down 'button.

    3. There's a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

    4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

    5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    6. There is 'Find' button but it is not functioning the right way. My wife lostthe door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',but not able to trace. Is it a bug??

    7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' fromCAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to protect from the cat.

    8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are you coming to my home to collect ur money.

    9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoftsentence', so when u will provide that?

    10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only oneicon with 'MY Computer', where is remaining ?

    11. And in 'MY Pictures' there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

    Thanks
    Mr. X…
     
    krkbkk, Jan 11, 2010 IP
  2. itismine

    itismine Active Member

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    #2
    lol,
    now this is fantastic,
    every point is a joke.
    Thanks that you didn't use Mr.India or Mr.Indian instead of Mr.X.....
     
    itismine, Jan 11, 2010 IP
  3. Tj John

    Tj John Peon

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    #3
    Thats funny...
     
    Tj John, Jan 11, 2010 IP
  4. bodzila

    bodzila Peon

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    Bill gates must have really felt bad seeing this...
     
    bodzila, Jan 12, 2010 IP
  5. Jossey

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    he he he , really nice
    thank you for sharing
     
    Jossey, Jan 12, 2010 IP
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    #6
    Don't tell anybody else these jokes because he might shoot you ... I'm just too lazy to do ;-) .
     
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  7. krkbkk

    krkbkk Well-Known Member

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    Don't post these kind of replies to any one else's post just in order to raise your post count because they might kick your ****.. I'm not lazy, but I have too many worthy things to handle in my life! :D
     
    krkbkk, Jan 12, 2010 IP