Some Jokes that will make yu laugh.......SIR!!! A young man went for an interview and was selected for the job.The employer said,"yur pay will be RS-6000 per month and you will get a raise of RS-600 per month from the next year".On hearing this , the young man started to go.The employer asked ,"why are yu going?don't you need the job?" The man replied,'I will join from next year!" why is bridegroom put on a horse at the time of marriage?...........cause he is given a last chance to run away!!! A customer asked the price of a dog which the owner was selling.Dog owner said ," RS 6000". Customer - That is very high ".owner- "But the dog is also wonderful".Customer "ok . But is he faithful".owner- "Yes extremely faithful.I have sold him 7 times and he had always been back within 2 Hrs". A 60 yrs old husband , said to his wife ,"when i shaved today,I felt younger by 10 years".The wife replied "I am afraid if you continued shaving like this ,then in 5 days you will be finished!" A teacher asked Ram "Where is Kutub Minar?".......To which RAM could not answer him and the teacher said to him to stand up.Standing up Ram said "where is it? ..........I cannot see it from here" Anil-hey,dad what would yu say if i got a 100 on my math test? Dad-I'd be in such a shock , I'd probably have a heart attack. Anil-I'm always looking out for yur health,dad.That's why i settled for a 50 . A husband began running too fast until he reached to his wife at home...............to which his wife asked him......."Why are yu running so fast"...........husband replied-" yu told me that i dont save any money.............now i did !!!........i save 10 RS running after that bus and reaching home."Yu are still a big fool " uttered the wife...................had yu been running after a Taxi yu would have save 90 RS more.........!!! Our school days......... The results of our drawing exam had been declared by Mahanta sir!!!.............he began saying louder so that the whole class know how well the student did.It started with Abhinash ...........Sir said " Abhinash yu scored 10 out of 100". It continued......Aditya yu scored 13 .....most of us were getting marks like 9,10.12 ,15...........Shyam was laughing at us .........hearing our marks sitting on the first bench.Then Sir uttered.........Shyam laugh less.........yu got the lowest of all.. Only 1..........!!!.............Then the whole class burst into laughter!!! Note.........The names of the students have been changed!!!
wow.. in english.. i thing if i translate ,y funny jokes which is indonesian language then the funny will disapear.. so.. hahaha.. i don't have any english jokes..
Well I know few jokes that I can translate into English but I don't want mods to ban me, it's just too dirty
He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?
well, you can search "computer stupidity". and find a link to some funny stories. they're quite funny for me.
Paddy and Mick are driving through the beautiful Irish countryside when Paddy points out the window and says... "look Mick, look at dat flock o' cows...". Mick says... "HERD of cows Paddy" Paddy says... "Course I've herd of cows Mick, sure there's a flock of them over there..."
Phone a Friend? Sally, a teenager, had been talking on the phone for almost ½ an hour and then she hung up. 'Crikey!' responded her father, 'That was short, darling, you usually talk for 2 hours or more. What happened?' 'Oh,' smiled Sally, 'It was a wrong number.'
I also think that threads like this should be closed as this will eventually end up being a chain thread.