Lesarn Chnese in Five Minutes

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    :D:DLEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
    (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
    1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
    4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
    5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
    9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
    10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
    12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
    13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
    14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
    15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
    For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb
     
    Arnie, Jan 6, 2010 IP
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  2. Organs

    Organs Peon

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    #2
    Just for fun huh? I speak Chinese, a very complicated language.
     
    Organs, Jan 6, 2010 IP
  3. Anday

    Anday Peon

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    #3
    is that Chinese?
    Wow, i can not believe it, since i have learned Chinese for more than 4 years, but can not read the above sentences...
    a dialect or ?
     
    Anday, Jan 6, 2010 IP
  4. Clarisse

    Clarisse Peon

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    #4

    lol, it's just a joke obviously! Totally not Chinese.
     
    Clarisse, Jan 6, 2010 IP
  5. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #5
    Yeah!! It's for fun I guess..
    Let me try to translate those Chinese words in simple engilsh..

    1. Something Wrong
    2. ---------
    3. Come here now
    4. Damn f**k
    5. ---------
    6. Why you're so tan
    7.
    8. Chin too fat
    9. wow!! So dim
    10. Why you munching
    11. No Parking
    12. Laying Low
    13. Washing Car
    14. You sticking pu**y
    15. F**king Superb

    wow man, I know Chinese :)
     
    Abhik, Jan 6, 2010 IP
  6. izlik

    izlik Well-Known Member

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    #6
    I speak japanese at the start i thougt chinese and japanese where alike but they are nothing alike :p
     
    izlik, Jan 7, 2010 IP
  7. abboodeh

    abboodeh Well-Known Member

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    #7
    loool it's funny...

    you remind me of one riddle ...

    Question:
    how do Chinese people name their childrens?

    Answer:
    they thru something and name the child as the sound they hear :D



    no offence, this is just a joke guys :)
     
    abboodeh, Jan 7, 2010 IP
  8. skywalkerph

    skywalkerph Well-Known Member

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    2. Who You Hiding?
    5. Tiny Pony
    that is the answer to number 2 and 5
     
    skywalkerph, Jan 7, 2010 IP
  9. Mentalhead

    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #9
    This was lol, thanks dude :D
     
    Mentalhead, Jan 8, 2010 IP
  10. seanboyka

    seanboyka Greenhorn

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    #10
    nice going mate.. funny...
     
    seanboyka, Jan 8, 2010 IP
  11. bodzila

    bodzila Peon

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    #11
    as far as i know traditional chinese happens to be very tough rather than the normal one!!
     
    bodzila, Jan 8, 2010 IP
  12. SonnyCooL

    SonnyCooL Peon

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    #12

    traditional and simplified is very similar ... but is hard to learn Mandarin .....
     
    SonnyCooL, Jan 8, 2010 IP
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    5starpix Notable Member

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    #13
    wow..lol..thats quite cool :)
     
    5starpix, Jan 17, 2010 IP
  14. Awan-G

    Awan-G Active Member

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    #14
    good joke

    but chineese is too difficult
     
    Awan-G, Jan 17, 2010 IP
  15. shinigami

    shinigami Peon

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    #15
    Repeat after me, everyone: Learning Chinese in five minutes is impossible.

    Those phrases are way too obvious, mate.
     
    shinigami, Jan 18, 2010 IP
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    idgnarn Peon

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    #16
    What's that, I didn't get the point....
     
    idgnarn, Jan 18, 2010 IP
  17. capstonic

    capstonic Well-Known Member

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    #17
    WoW ! it means we can learn every language in 5 minutes and now i will be expert in all languages hust in a day . Ha ha ha
     
    capstonic, Oct 19, 2010 IP