Were you long in the hospital? No, I was the same size that I am now! What button you won't find in a tailor's shop? A belly button! What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear? Ferry tales! How did the telephones get married? In a double ring ceremony! Why did the child study in the aeroplane? He wanted higher education! Why was the broom late? It over swept! What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy!