The Boy wrote to his daddy: What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad? His Daddy replies: My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a Hand Phone. At home watch TV. Go out, bring Hand Phone. No money, sell TV. Got money, change Hand Phone. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with Hand Phone. TV is free for life. But Hand Phone, if you don't pay, services will be TERMINATED!!! But u should be careful with both, my dear son.
Ha Ha Ha.... Read this one... A wife is your partner, a girlfriend is your hobby. Legally, your parents can forbid your girlfriend from going to your funeral. A girlfriend can't make medical decisions or be eligible for your social security when you pass on. Same in reverse too.
GF is good time pass Wife is complete tension. You dream nice stuff about GF and your wife keeps complaining all the time. I spend best time of my life when my wife goes to her parents' home.
this is a good one but i think wife is a tv but girlfriend is like internet whenever you open got a new one
hmmm, Now keep your Mother on your Father's Wife, And Your Father's Girl Friend on Girl Friend. And see what will happen to your funny joke, you will be thinking to kill your father if he do this: "Sometimes enjoy TV(Your Mother), but most of the time play with Hand Phone(Your Father's Girl Friend)." Isn't is???, Dude,think from every angle and see is your any relation is on the attacking place then don't tell that jokes.That will be not funny,that will hurt you,even you can get Heart Attack. Understood???? You are a newbie that's why I don't like to tell you anything. But a question for you, Can't we treat our wifes as our girlfriends,yes we can. Then try it man.Look at your wife as she is your girl friend and enjoy your life. A lifetime Girl Friend and tell your girlfriends to do your work, cook for you, wash and iron your cloths, polish your shoes etc. Your girlfriends will ran off within a day,but wife???????? No,so be thankful to your wife. Understood??(I know your nature,You will say No I don't understood) You are wrong dude, your wife can also see you with your wife but............(You can guess if you have wife) Yes Dear,he is not alright,Pooooooooor OLDMAN(lol...) hmmm,girl friend is Internet but without system and Power(Current)....(this is a fact) Thanks.
Its not always the case dear because I have seen many cases in which people still love their girlfriend after many years of marriage but they can't leave the wife just because of our society.