this one's better: Steve Jobs 's (Apple) Answer: Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow.
Because It had nothing else to do... Because it had been spurned in love... Because there was a female waiting on the opposite side
*** Why did the chicken cross the road?*** He had to go and pay his Electric Bill... While there he paid the Phone Bill & Cable Bill and Sent a few Dollars to Mom to help Her out... Then he met Mabel... The rest is up to you, since I haven't paid *The Motel Bill Yet!!!!*... hahahahahaha