Do you Know Why Bill Gates decided to Sell OFF Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button ' start ' but there is no ' stop ' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is ' Run ' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting. 3. One doubt is whether any ' re-scooter ' is available in system? I find only ' re-cycle ' , but I own a scooter at my home. 4. There is ' Find ' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find ' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 5. My child learnt ' Microsoft word ' now he wants to learn ' Microsoft sentence ' , so when you will provide that? 6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ' MY Computer ' : when you will provide the remaining items? 7. It is surprising that windows says ' MY Pictures ' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 8. There is ' MICROSOFT OFFICE ' what about ' MICROSOFT HOME ' since I use the PC at home only. 9. You provided ' My Recent Documents ' . When you will provide ' My Past Documents ' ? 10. You provide ' My Network Places ' . For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places ' . I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, Banta Last one to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
Santa: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister. ------- Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality." ------ There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya, employed as bombers. They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So they were going on their destination in a car. On their way Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time bomb explodes in this car itself." Santya replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!"
haha..i like this part "Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."
haha.. that one is my fav too Few more.. -------------------------------- Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes. Banta said, "Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come." Santa says, "Good idea", and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot.... Seeing that Banta shouted, "Why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish!"
Doctor and Priest loved the same girl. Priest started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Doctor asked: Why? Priest: Coz an apple a day keeps the doctor away! ----------------------------------------- Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! -------------- Thought of the day: "Never make the same mistake twice... Because There are so many new mistakes... Try different each day..."