Awesome Jokes --- LOL :D

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    Do you Know Why Bill Gates decided to Sell OFF Microsoft?



    Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button ' start ' but there is no ' stop ' button. We request you to check this.

    2. We find there is ' Run ' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

    3. One doubt is whether any ' re-scooter ' is available in system? I find only ' re-cycle ' , but I own a scooter at my home.

    4. There is ' Find ' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find ' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    5. My child learnt ' Microsoft word ' now he wants to learn ' Microsoft
    sentence ' , so when you will provide that?

    6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ' MY Computer ' : when you will provide the remaining items?

    7. It is surprising that windows says ' MY Pictures ' but there is not
    even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    8. There is ' MICROSOFT OFFICE ' what about ' MICROSOFT HOME ' since I use the PC at home only.

    9. You provided ' My Recent Documents ' . When you will provide ' My Past Documents ' ?

    10. You provide ' My Network Places ' . For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places ' . I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

    Regards,

    Banta

    Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

    Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
     
    kraran, Nov 18, 2009 IP
  2. b4db0y

    b4db0y Notable Member

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    hahaha, nyce one but old
     
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  3. kraran

    kraran Peon

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    Santa: If I die, will you remarry?
    Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
    Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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    Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.
    A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality." :D

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    There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya, employed as bombers.
    They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So they were going on their destination in a car. On their way Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time bomb explodes in this car itself." Santya replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!"
     
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    rmvalues Well-Known Member

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    #4
    funny funny...

    :D
     
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    Vebtools Well-Known Member

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    lolz :p funny
     
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  6. Punto

    Punto Banned

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    #6
    Wow.. It's really funny
    thanks for the sharing.
     
    Punto, Nov 19, 2009 IP
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    kaydash Peon

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    #7
    haha..i like this part

    "Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."
     
    kaydash, Nov 19, 2009 IP
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    Chrissy17 Peon

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    #8
    Yeah this one was really funny!
     
    Chrissy17, Nov 19, 2009 IP
  9. kraran

    kraran Peon

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    #9
    haha.. that one is my fav too :D


    Few more..

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    Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing.
    After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot
    before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes.
    Banta said, "Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come."
    Santa says, "Good idea", and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot....
    Seeing that Banta shouted, "Why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish!"
     
    kraran, Nov 20, 2009 IP
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    alex-big-guy Member

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    #10
    My stomach hurts from laughing and my jaw aches. Keep posting. Your jokes are hilarious.
     
    alex-big-guy, Nov 20, 2009 IP
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    #11
    Hilarious!
     
    ben928, Nov 20, 2009 IP
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    kaydash Peon

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    #12
    true..i keep on laughing with your jokes..:D
     
    kaydash, Nov 20, 2009 IP
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    badhairdude Peon

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    #13
    pickup line!

    hey you wana do a 68? you go down on me and i owe you one.
     
    badhairdude, Nov 20, 2009 IP
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    #14
    lol :):p:cool:
     
    pocketfree, Nov 20, 2009 IP
  15. kraran

    kraran Peon

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    Thanks guys... here are few more...

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    REVENGE AT ITS BEST

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    kraran, Nov 20, 2009 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #16
    hmm i didn't find it funny....that's weird
     
    Project Mobius, Nov 20, 2009 IP
  17. kraran

    kraran Peon

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    Doctor and Priest loved the same girl.
    Priest started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
    Doctor asked: Why?
    Priest: Coz an apple a day keeps the doctor away!


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    Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
    Banta asked what he was doing....
    He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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    Thought of the day:

    "Never make the same mistake twice...

    Because

    There are so many new mistakes...

    Try different each day..."
     
    kraran, Dec 9, 2009 IP
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    cenOTapH Peon

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    #18
    lmoa that a good onee
     
    cenOTapH, Dec 10, 2009 IP
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    snewtonge Peon

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    #19
    Lol :D Good ones
     
    snewtonge, Dec 10, 2009 IP
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    TimelySuccess Peon

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    #20
    hahahaha!!!! hilarious...nice though

    Kelvin Randolph
     
    TimelySuccess, Dec 10, 2009 IP