Oh, I'm sure they'll be changed to her studs name!!!! Don't panic, Round 2 of this thread will start in oh, at my rate of finding a chick...14 years!!!!
holy crapcicle! wait, you don't go by "Zeke" do you??? I could totally see you as a Zeke but if you say you are not one in the same I believe you! What a turn of events though. SO she was just using you for $1000 fair dates and dog sitting!?? What about your name on her loads though, how will that wash out? You were so close to getting the ol noodle wet :-p
What are da first four letters of Zeekois, with two letters switched around!!! Da mystery continues!!! Da guy checks da snail mail and sees a letter addressed to both me and her...um, honey, what's this?? Are you married to some other guy...!!! Bah!!! It would of still been awhile, after all we had yet to even kiss!!!!
Da drama continues!!!! Here's Round 2!!!! Or back asking me for um...basically advice on marriage and finances...from a 32 year old virgin wacko !!! From a MySpace E-Mail... Ummm, when you chicks are getting married to a guy...do you save 'Love you'...to another guy...and call him your dearest friend!!!!!!!!! Your dearest friend should be da guy you say 'I do!' to!!!!!!!!! Um...with the finances mess...maybe they decided to get married *way* too fast!!! Da drama continues!!!! An insane wacko giving marriage advice!! Now, how would you guys respond to a mail like that!!!
if you have gmail do this!!!! First take her to court and get the house & car that is in your name and then. 1 login and click settings -->filters 2 Create new filter 3 enter her email address in the from field and click next step 4 tick the boxes that say "Delete it" and "Forward it to:" insert her email address and click create filter 5 open up some champagne & celebrate!
Some people actually know how to obey da law of chastity!! Look it up some time!!! For those of you in Rio Linda, that's being a virgin until you say 'I do!' and then breaking it on your honey moon!!!!
Wait till ya find the right one... Most of my friends are paying child support cause they couldnt keep there D*ck to themselves, lmao! laterz malcolm
OK, first she announces to da world that she's marrying him...this week. Then via MySpace mail, after I give her my own um...financial marriage counseling...... IF!! Did I see a few IF's!!!!! So now she's not sure if she'll marry him ...a week after telling da world that they are getting married!!! er...when you say yes to 'Will you merry me?' you should know for a fact that da answer is yes, and not be oh..just 75% sure!!!!!!!!! And you should already of had a *serious* talk about finances if one of you doesn't make enough cash to cover everything!!! And this is why I better not listen to scylla!!!!! She just might dump him before they even get married!!! Da drama continues!!!!
Financially speaking, a hooker three or for times/week is cheaper than a wife. If you settle on 3 times/week (which is more sex than you'll get from a wife) then you can afford to eat out and have a maid come in and clean your house. Granted, you may still have to do your own laundry but that, IMHO, is a small price to pay.
if they are stupid enough to not use condom then they have to pay for the consequences, no brainer there
I smell some one trying to become da King of da wackos!! Oh...show a chick this picture and tell her that's what you always have for breakfast!!! Once she figures out what that is...she'll never speak to you again!!!
lmao! Signed Glen Quagmire :-D That's great stuff man, nearly brought tears to my eyes. silly nOOb, never click on links of pictures that NIN posts!! DRAMA! you got the drama part right. I think it's got the makings of a Jerry episode! Sounds like you're in a better position than this Zeke fellow, lots of IF's like you pointed out...marriage should not be entered into lightly.