Hey there fellow webmasters! As a pick up line website owner and a member in this webmaster forum I thought maybe giving a little something back to the community, so I brainstormed an entire night and wrote some funny webmaster pick up lines for you to enjoy: You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty… I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…) So, you visit this website often? Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6? Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see... Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming... So, should we go to your homepage or mine? Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website… If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together. Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside? Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password… Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop… You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners... My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending! (Email to competitor webmaster) "Was your father a thief? ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…†P.S, If you’re going to share these with your webmaster related site/blog visitors, please show your appreciation and mention my website (see my signature) so they can enjoy more types of funny pick up lines... Thank you! Dave F
How about this one: Hey babe, wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo 'till I Google all over your Facebook?
wwws reminded me of this one. It's made it's way around the internet, but it's worth reposting. (originally from bash.org
I liked these two.. 1) You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty… 8.) Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website... Great Collection.. Thanks for sharing David..