You know folks, there are complete blathering idiots that think you’re just as stupid as they are out there, grasping at your money with strings of drool rivering down the sides of their mouth breather numbskulls. I mean, REALLY. These days of economic insecurity rather startlingly bring out the crassest nature of the hovering, scanning scammer nation looking to feed on the hopes of people searching urgently from a genuine sense of need to add to their incomes. Now, this is a chronicle of those who truly believe in the outright lies they’re either passing along or originating. It doesn’t matter which end of the spectrum is being participated in – it’s still crap, plain and simple. I was going through my inbox the other day, when I came across this letter from one of my safelists subscriptions, and I got so cross-eyed pissed, I had to fire one over the bow just for general purposes. Please follow the dissection; “Everyone is trying to market on the Internet and most of them are losing big! A handful of young hot shot geeks control the Internet and are making the big money. Everyone else is getting killed. That's the truth. Like it or not! You won't need a computer to do this. And I promise all the money will come directly to your mailbox. You’ll have total control over every aspect of your business. Most important of all, my system works for everyone. You can make more money than anything else you’ve ever done.†First off, you’re on safelists trying to convince a bunch of other marketers that marketing on the internet is a waste of time and that YOUR “program†is superior since it tries to float a stinkin’ turd directly to people’s home mailboxes – and targeted towards the Baby-boomer set, setting itself up for classification with drive-by boiler room scams. But the ultimate insult comes in the little quote at the end of this little fluffy turd; P.S. I'll leave you with some words to think about: "The day you stop relying on others to make you wealthy is the day you will begin earning real wealth for yourself!" Oh, so if we just hand over $200 as a “licensing fee†and then, in turn, convince about a dozen or so other pigeons to hand over their hard-earned cash on the strength of a huckstery-type sales letter promising to do for them, what it has done for the originator of this suspect affiliate-ship (replete with the bad B&W photo of “checks†spread out over a desktop – which you don’t even get enough detail of what they actually are in order to decipher if they are indeed directly related to this so-called “programâ€), we’ll prosper to infinity and live opulent, globe-trotting, cash-drowned lifestyles?! Count me in! (NOT.) Salvo 1 Mayne, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ain' `bout to give up no letter!!! Make me sick wit' that she-zat! Yo, in the sales page, thet Million Dollar Letter link leads to the PDF demanding $100 - $150 for program entrance fee. ARE YOU OUTTA YER RABBIT-*** MIND, BEEZ-ATCH?!?!?!?! You think we just got off the boat yesterday or somethin'?! You not giving up no damn sales letter for your EXACT program. So stick a fork in - YER DONE. I'ma clown yo' *** fo' public along with all those other scamarama muh*****s (PTC/PTR/et al). Lemme break that she-zat down in real-time since you think everybody is a money-hungry, mindless idiot; That pic there in the PDF, if that crap WAS for real, then there'd be no harm in showing it in color, with the relevant-to-protect info (like the senders' name and address) blacked out, but the program return address displayed legibly or even with a standardized sticker. You displayin' crap that's older than the pre-internet garbage that I was fortunate enough to witness to protect myself against. YOU cain't make no money on the internet - yo' probs. Besides, the stupid fools that WOULD send you money, would directly contradict your argument about not makin' money on the internet. AND, if this program doesn't need someone with a computer to sell it, WHY ARE YOU ON THE ******* INTERNET PIMPIN' THIS ********?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I mean, REALLY, Dukes. You might catch them muh*****s that're hungrier than a fly-besieged Sudanese child, but tryin'na **** with people on my level gon' git yo' bank stopped PERMANENTLY. Like I said, I'ma SSC you fo' public....this scam is goin' away quick. (Send the letter.....yeh, right. :lol: clownhammer) Scammer Returns Fire I am sorry you feel the way you do! And YES I WILL GIVE YOU THE LETTER PLEASE SEE ATTACHMENT!!!!!! I see you want to see a better website for this program so take a look!!!! www.randomscam.com also check out www.myotherscam.com i am sure you didn't make 554,000 last year. This why people like you don't make any money because you can't even spell. Salvo Blast #2 Ever heard of the VERNACULAR? Dante was the first to utilize this concept with "The Inferno" (and I'm QUITE sure you never had the mental skills to peep this epic literature tome and decipher it yourself). As my verbal skills are way beyond your arrogant reproach with this flaming salvo, your internet marketing approach still remains broke-ass pimp. I still stand by my original pronouncement and I'll tell you whut (oh, sorry if I don't meet yer Queen's english crabola standardization means test), your "letter"? It's getting a public beatdown. It's the same sorry link from that same sorry website PDF. Frankly, assbot, I've been on the internet before you or anybody like you ever heard about it or even tried to master the concept of online revenue generation. You wanna know why my attitude is rude? Because I'm tapped into channels you don't even know exist and have connects that've been around the block, and then some. If you were really doin' that you'd have a much bigger name and be recognized on some level I'd of heard of by now. You can say anything you want, but your actions in sending this just reinforce my stance. BTW....your grammar and punctuation fail. It's, "This (is) why people like you don't make any money _;_ because you can't even spell." And this is why scammers like you exaggerate their sense of self-importance. Get bent... Scammer Return Blast #2 Yes see ya cave man Salvo Blast #3 The clownhammer is falling right now. BTW...Nice comeback. Don't you have some scam to be on right now? Scammer Return Blast #3 Yes I do I am thinking about Joining Promodrone or is it pornodrone if i can get it out my *** this would be a good scam to add to my list don't you think then I could run all of my scams across your scrolling **** your wallet lights you charge people for or maybe use some of your php scripts to advertise promodrone who ever heard of such **** Salvo Blast #4 If you were really doing what your sorry-*** is advertising, you wouldn't be investing the time to try and answer back. Glad to see you acknowledge that your head's up yer *** in the first place. While you're busy throwing up while you're up there, I'm putting in work to chronicle your clown. Go play in traffic with candy-*** self. Every time you open your pathetic yap, I'm gonna smash a verbal pie in it. I can do this all day. And I'm accomplishing my business goals simultaneously. Thanks for the vindication - oh, and the short bus is callin' you on loudspeaker Scammer Return Fire #4 Yes see ya cave man DeathBlow So funny I forgot to laugh. If you put in as much work on your personal enterprise, you'd really have made $554,000 last year. You OBVIOUSLY never read any Sun Tzu - have a nice life losin' yer shirt over there. OK? This is what happens when they can’t debate you on solid ground. People, don’t fall for any of this ridiculousness. I’ve already shown you what these clowns are all about. And, YES, you can successfully engage in online revenue generation. But, do NOT give out sums like these for something that, if it were what it claimed to be, would be on news networks or would merit the out-of-control media coverage worthy of Google, Microsoft, Facebook, MySpace, or any of the other 2.0 entities sucking up Alexa’s upper 50,000 rating. These people are just full of CRAP!
Those that can, yes. No one's got a gun to anyones' head, and this is just offered as a day-to-day experience in this online craziness we're all involved in. As this is a general chat thread, I'm chatting. But I'm also creating personal content for a book I'm writing down the line. Sorry if this was a bit overwhelming for you.
I KNOW it seems like a losing proposition to clownhammer the legions of spamdrones trying to crowd my inbox privacy, but it's actually a reverse thinking Jedi I'm using to profit in new and unusual ways. But, as long as there are email clowns besiegeing me, I'll keep blasting the hammer, thank you very much. My inbox will be all mine again... So, I'm doin' the do, when this (sorry) rather broke ass pimp type tryin' ta horn in on me like I was a hoe up front, center row on Sunday afternoon at the 'hood tabarnacle. And with one of the more ridiculous setups for a falsehood of a personal recommendation, I felt like the gent was tryin' to handle mah eggz (lol!). Check this laugher; OK? I've NEVER been involved with Safe List Extreme, and I KNOW the who, what, where, when, why, and how of my personal business dealings. I think what infuriates me the most is that these mooks think that yer a chickenhead on fire, running around the barnyard like Richard Pryor down Parthenia St. (lol!). I try to do right 1st, though; But, THEN, it's like he doesn't even get what I'm trying to unsubtly hint at about there being no record of prior correspondence between us ever for him to spamdrone me dead; [size=+3]WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!WTF?!??!?![/SIZE] I'm saving the reply to that one for the book